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15 Confessions From People Who Literally Think That Sex Is The Best Workout

"I like to be on top during sex because I feel like I'm working out my legs and butt." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.

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1. Let's be honest. Sex > Stairmaster, every time.

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2. You'd better carb up, put on some Boyz II Men — it's gonna be a long night.

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3. No need for a personal trainer. You get your squats done YOUR way.

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4. And when it's all over, you feel that sweet burn...

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5. ...And it hurts SO good, you miss it when it's been a while.

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No amount of burpees could ever compare.

6. It's really the only workout you need.

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7. So get yourself a good workout partner...

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8. ...And ~cardio~ your brains out.

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9. Who needs running? Get off your feet and have a marathon of a different kind.

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10. Sore from lunges? NOPE! BORING!

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11. Be careful out there, though. Don't be a hero.

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12. I know another way to do "hot yoga."

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13. Go ahead, earn that pizza.

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I mean, what else were we put on earth for, besides pizza and sex?

14. So cancel your expensive gym membership and treat yo'self (and a "workout buddy") to some much-needed stress relief.

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15. Get your FitBit on and get busy!

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And keep working at it, all the time, as much as you can. 😉

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