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Which Wench Are You?

Have you ever wondered which wench you are? Probably not but we made this quiz anyway.

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  1. QUICK You're at a frat what do you steal

    Rice, a jacket, anything that isn't nailed down tbh
    Rice, a jacket, anything that isn't nailed down tbh
    Nothing, stealing is #wrong
    Nothing, stealing is #wrong
    alcohol (duh)
    alcohol (duh)
    The shirt off the boy you spent the night with
    The shirt off the boy you spent the night with
    the hearts of everyone there
    the hearts of everyone there
  2. Its a Thursday night at 9:02pm where are you?

    work :( gotta make that paper
    work :( gotta make that paper
    First floor of the lib, half working half looking at concert tickets
    First floor of the lib, half working half looking at concert tickets
    ASLEEP!!! CAN'T YOU SEE IT IS PAST 9PM AND I HAVE TO BE UP AT 4!!!!
    ASLEEP!!! CAN'T YOU SEE IT IS PAST 9PM AND I HAVE TO BE UP AT 4!!!!
    starbucks, ordering my 4th coffee of the day
    starbucks, ordering my 4th coffee of the day
    doing laps around the quad trying to get to 10,000 steps
    doing laps around the quad trying to get to 10,000 steps
  3. What British Pop Icon Do You Get Mistaken For Most Often

    Sam SmithTM
    Sam SmithTM
    Sam SmithTM
    Sam SmithTM
    Sam SmithTM
    Sam SmithTM
    Sam SmithTM
    Sam SmithTM
    Sam SmithTM
    Sam SmithTM
  4. What was your high school superlative?

    Most likely to: MAKE A HORRIFYING MISTAKE AND NEVER LIVE IT DOWN EVER (if you don't know what this a reference to, then you are missing out)
    Most likely to: MAKE A HORRIFYING MISTAKE AND NEVER LIVE IT DOWN EVER (if you don't know what this a reference to, then you are missing out)
    Most likely to accidentally be turned into a viral meme
    Most likely to accidentally be turned into a viral meme
    Least likely to marry a fuckboy
    Least likely to marry a fuckboy
    Most likely to get the number of your favorite band member and ACTUALLY TEXT THEM
    Most likely to get the number of your favorite band member and ACTUALLY TEXT THEM
    most artistic
    most artistic
  5. Where do you like to cry on campus?

    Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    First off I don't cry but if I did it would be while I was hidden deep in the depths of my locked dorm room so nobody ever finds out that I have emotions
    First off I don't cry but if I did it would be while I was hidden deep in the depths of my locked dorm room so nobody ever finds out that I have emotions
    you don't cry
    you don't cry
    literally anywhere and everywhere
    literally anywhere and everywhere
    in the bathroom of a frat house after your friend peed on your phone
    in the bathroom of a frat house after your friend peed on your phone
    The basement of Anderson because you have to go to work again
    The basement of Anderson because you have to go to work again
  6. Who are you in the group chat?

    the super lovey one who always drunk texts compliments
    the super lovey one who always drunk texts compliments
    you haven't sent a text in months and prefer to talk in memes
    you haven't sent a text in months and prefer to talk in memes
    you muted it, but you still love your wenches
    you muted it, but you still love your wenches
    the one who always texts
    the one who always texts "soo ... who wants to say fuck it to doing homework and go get captain cookie"
    responds at 7pm to a question asked at 9:34am
    responds at 7pm to a question asked at 9:34am

Which Wench Are You?

You got: Sam Smith

If it is past 9pm you're definitely asleep already, because you live that crew life. You'll probably end up living in Nepal by the time you're 40. You are most likely to scream fuck on the quiet floor of the library. If anyone ever needs someone to draw a horse for them, you're the one they call.

Sam Smith
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You got: Sra Gelin

Most likely to be seen visibly shaking from all the caffeine you have consumed in the past 24 hours. You can be found eating POD salad and screaming that you are on a diet. You take a lot of L's, but you ALWAYS bounce back. You still can't find Vermont (help)

Sra Gelin
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You got: Genesis Fucktes

Your clothes are as dark as your soul. You're the mom of the group which means your specialty is yelling at everyone else to get their shit together. You are a closet SIS nerd (shhh don't tell anyone it will ruin your street cred). In 20 years you'll probably be saving the world in between seeing Hamilton live for the 807th time.

Genesis Fucktes
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You got: Alissa "Biddie" Wells

You are the one and only MEME QUEEN. Most likely to stick your fist in your mouth to get into a frat party. Least likely to be included in the group picture.

Alissa "Biddie" Wells
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You got: Maddie Dargos

You're either drunk or at work, there is no in between. In your spare time you like to sharpen the wings of your eyeliner so that it is sharp enough to kill a man. Esteemed doggo lover. In 13 years you can be found being a groupie for your favorite band that nobody else has ever heard of.

Maddie Dargos
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