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This Hilarious Feminist R&B Song Will Ruin All Other Men For You

Yes, he wants to get freaky, but only on your terms.

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This hilarious, feminist song by Key & Peele writer Phil Jackson and College Humor is the sexy slow jam you didn't know you were waiting for, ladies.

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This guy knows what women want to hear:

Damn, you really know how to treat a girl.

His bed-side table is stock full of the books you wish your boyfriend would read, like "The Art of Cunnilingus" and "Your Bodies Are Both Wonderlands."

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He's going to love you forever, whether or not you shave your body hair.

I don't care if you don't shave your body hair,
I mean, I have my preferences but that's not really fair,
I realize that those are culturally imposed,
By magazines, movies, male-catered pornos...

Obviously he would never snack shame you.

Okay, I'm getting a little excited and I need to go watch the rest of this alone.

I'm dead. I've died. A horny feminist ghost is writing this.