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2015 was the year of Ruby Rose—which made us question a lot of things...
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Who is this strikingly beautiful androgynous woman?
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And how in the world can she pull off a snorkel mask?
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And how can she make airplane lighting LOOK THIS GOOD?
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And how can one person rock such lovely feminine ~vibes~...?
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And at the same kill it with effortless tomboy realness?
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And how are those friends so damn lucky?
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And what about those ~blessed~ colleagues?
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WAIT. WHO IS THAT DOG?
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Or maybe if I could be reincarnated into Ruby's straw?
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WAIT. What if I could split myself in two and become these chopsticks?
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I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK: CAN I PLEASE BECOME THAT DOG?????
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And how is my body saying let's go and my heart is saying...TAKEMEPLEASE?
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Now that we're on the topic: WHAT IS MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION DAMNIT?!
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But wait, she's taken right?
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SHUT THE EFF UP. SHE'S SINGLE NOW?
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Like: Could Ruby wear this to our wedding?
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And we could get married and I could live out my days as a Rubysexual?
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OH WHY CAN'T I BE AN ANIMAL?????
