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    Ruby Rose Is Single Again And We Have Some Questions She Needs To Answer

    Especially now that she's back on the market.

    1. 2015 was the year of Ruby Rose—which made us question a lot of things...

    2. Who is this strikingly beautiful androgynous woman?

    3. And how in the world can she pull off a snorkel mask?

    4. And how can she make airplane lighting LOOK THIS GOOD?

    5. And how can one person rock such lovely feminine ~vibes~...?

    6. And at the same kill it with effortless tomboy realness?

    7. And how are those friends so damn lucky?

    8. And what about those ~blessed~ colleagues?

    9. WAIT. WHO IS THAT DOG?

    10. Or maybe if I could be reincarnated into Ruby's straw?

    11. WAIT. What if I could split myself in two and become these chopsticks?

    12. I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK: CAN I PLEASE BECOME THAT DOG?????

    13. And how is my body saying let's go and my heart is saying...TAKEMEPLEASE?

    14. Now that we're on the topic: WHAT IS MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION DAMNIT?!

    15. But wait, she's taken right?

    16. SHUT THE EFF UP. SHE'S SINGLE NOW?

    17. Like: Could Ruby wear this to our wedding?

    18. And we could get married and I could live out my days as a Rubysexual?

    19. OH WHY CAN'T I BE AN ANIMAL?????