As/Is·Posted on Dec 15, 2015Ruby Rose Is Single Again And We Have Some Questions She Needs To AnswerEspecially now that she's back on the market.by Alison CaporimoBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. 2015 was the year of Ruby Rose—which made us question a lot of things... instagram.com Like... 2. Who is this strikingly beautiful androgynous woman? instagram.com According to Wikipedia, she's a model and actress. Not according to Wikipedia, she will make you question your sexual orientation. 3. And how in the world can she pull off a snorkel mask? instagram.com Wut the wut. 4. And how can she make airplane lighting LOOK THIS GOOD? instagram.com Put me on a plane and I look like a garbage truck. 5. And how can one person rock such lovely feminine ~vibes~...? instagram.com 6. And at the same kill it with effortless tomboy realness? instagram.com Like really how? 7. And how are those friends so damn lucky? instagram.com I guess your best picture with Ruby is always your worst picture because who can stand up to such oozing sexiness. 8. And what about those ~blessed~ colleagues? instagram.com This is the luckiest group of humans on the planet. 9. WAIT. WHO IS THAT DOG? instagram.com AND HOW DO I BECOME HIM IMMEDIATELY? 10. Or maybe if I could be reincarnated into Ruby's straw? instagram.com Oh, to be a straw in a cup that is Ruby's. 11. WAIT. What if I could split myself in two and become these chopsticks? instagram.com And essentially have a threesome with me, myself, and Ruby? 12. I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK: CAN I PLEASE BECOME THAT DOG????? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF instagram.com Oh to lick the face that tempts us all. 13. And how is my body saying let's go and my heart is saying...TAKEMEPLEASE? instagram.com I'm not genie in a bottle. You don't have to rub me the RIGHT way—any way is fine, really. 14. Now that we're on the topic: WHAT IS MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION DAMNIT?! instagram.com Feeling a little confused. 15. But wait, she's taken right? instagram.com Her and Phoebe Dahl are engaged, yes? 16. SHUT THE EFF UP. SHE'S SINGLE NOW? instagram.com Apparently, the ended their engagement? 17. Like: Could Ruby wear this to our wedding? instagram.com Back off, Page. 18. And we could get married and I could live out my days as a Rubysexual? instagram.com Eyes for Ruby and only Ruby. 19. OH WHY CAN'T I BE AN ANIMAL????? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF instagram.com Just let me love you, Rubyyyyyyy.