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19 Great Tees To Celebrate Being Single

Tell V-Day to GTFO.

Alice Mongkongllite // BuzzFeed

1. If you simply cannot:

And by no means have, want to, or will. Get it here.
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And by no means have, want to, or will. Get it here.

2. If you love someone with a middle name "Hazelnut" and last name "Spread":

And your time together is mind-blowing. Get it here.
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And your time together is mind-blowing. Get it here.

3. If there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you happen to be a narwhal:

It's not your fault that no one is worth it. Get it here.
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It's not your fault that no one is worth it. Get it here.

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4. If you're in a committed relationship with a four-legged life partner:

Loud and proud. Get it here.
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Loud and proud. Get it here.

5. If you planned the perfect date night:

And you know that you'll put out for it. Get it here.
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And you know that you'll put out for it. Get it here.

6. If you have balls in your life:

And you feel complete. Get it here.
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And you feel complete. Get it here.

7. If you lavish yourself with gifts like the amazing significant other you are:

And damn do you know yourself well. Get it here.
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And damn do you know yourself well. Get it here.

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8. If Valentine's Day means one thing and one thing only:

And that's breakfast sandwiches. Get it here.
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And that's breakfast sandwiches. Get it here.

9. If you're in a healthy open relationship:

And all four of you are on the same page. Get it here.
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And all four of you are on the same page. Get it here.

10. If you know something about economics:

Then you know that low supply means high demand. Get it here.
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Then you know that low supply means high demand. Get it here.

11. If you are just too precious for this earth:

And no one will get you like Gatsby or Mr. Darcy do. Get it here.
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And no one will get you like Gatsby or Mr. Darcy do. Get it here.

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12. If you have felt a missed connection:

And long to meet face-to-face. Get it here.
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And long to meet face-to-face. Get it here.

13. If you are perfectly fulfilled:

Because, let's face it, you're freaking hilarious. Get it here.
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Because, let's face it, you're freaking hilarious. Get it here.

14. If you've always been that BFF with millions of BFFs:

And you've got your priorities straight, thankyouverymuch. Get it here.
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And you've got your priorities straight, thankyouverymuch. Get it here.

15. If you're in a long distance relationship:

Like really long. Like he's on Mars and stuff...maybe. Get it here.
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Like really long. Like he's on Mars and stuff...maybe. Get it here.

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16. If you know your own credentials:

You get an A+ on dating all around. Get it here.
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You get an A+ on dating all around. Get it here.

17. If grilled cheese is your thing on the side:

And he is damn hot. Get it here.
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And he is damn hot. Get it here.

18. If you spend most nights with a full-bodied vixen named Merlot:

Are those lipstick kisses? Or wine lips? Get it here.
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Are those lipstick kisses? Or wine lips? Get it here.

19. If you just know what you want:

And it's meaty or white or with lots of sausage. Get it here.
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And it's meaty or white or with lots of sausage. Get it here.

Valentine's Day, go choke on a heart.

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Byeeeeee.

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