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    19 Great Tees To Celebrate Being Single

    Tell V-Day to GTFO.

    1. If you simply cannot:

    2. If you love someone with a middle name "Hazelnut" and last name "Spread":

    3. If there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you happen to be a narwhal:

    4. If you're in a committed relationship with a four-legged life partner:

    5. If you planned the perfect date night:

    6. If you have balls in your life:

    7. If you lavish yourself with gifts like the amazing significant other you are:

    8. If Valentine's Day means one thing and one thing only:

    9. If you're in a healthy open relationship:

    10. If you know something about economics:

    11. If you are just too precious for this earth:

    12. If you have felt a missed connection:

    13. If you are perfectly fulfilled:

    14. If you've always been that BFF with millions of BFFs:

    15. If you're in a long distance relationship:

    16. If you know your own credentials:

    17. If grilled cheese is your thing on the side:

    18. If you spend most nights with a full-bodied vixen named Merlot:

    19. If you just know what you want:

    Valentine's Day, go choke on a heart.