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    19 Great Tees To Celebrate Being Single

    Tell V-Day to GTFO.

    Alice Mongkongllite // BuzzFeed

    1. If you simply cannot:

    And by no means have, want to, or will. Get it here.

    2. If you love someone with a middle name "Hazelnut" and last name "Spread":

    And your time together is mind-blowing. Get it here.

    3. If there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you happen to be a narwhal:

    It's not your fault that no one is worth it. Get it here.

    4. If you're in a committed relationship with a four-legged life partner:

    Loud and proud. Get it here.

    5. If you planned the perfect date night:

    And you know that you'll put out for it. Get it here.

    6. If you have balls in your life:

    And you feel complete. Get it here.

    7. If you lavish yourself with gifts like the amazing significant other you are:

    And damn do you know yourself well. Get it here.

    8. If Valentine's Day means one thing and one thing only:

    And that's breakfast sandwiches. Get it here.

    9. If you're in a healthy open relationship:

    And all four of you are on the same page. Get it here.

    10. If you know something about economics:

    Then you know that low supply means high demand. Get it here.

    11. If you are just too precious for this earth:

    And no one will get you like Gatsby or Mr. Darcy do. Get it here.

    12. If you have felt a missed connection:

    And long to meet face-to-face. Get it here.

    13. If you are perfectly fulfilled:

    Because, let's face it, you're freaking hilarious. Get it here.

    14. If you've always been that BFF with millions of BFFs:

    And you've got your priorities straight, thankyouverymuch. Get it here.

    15. If you're in a long distance relationship:

    Like really long. Like he's on Mars and stuff...maybe. Get it here.

    16. If you know your own credentials:

    You get an A+ on dating all around. Get it here.

    17. If grilled cheese is your thing on the side:

    And he is damn hot. Get it here.

    18. If you spend most nights with a full-bodied vixen named Merlot:

    Are those lipstick kisses? Or wine lips? Get it here.

    19. If you just know what you want:

    And it's meaty or white or with lots of sausage. Get it here.

    Valentine's Day, go choke on a heart.

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