Are you ~known~ for shrinking your clothes?
Weep no more. Why? Because there's a trick to UNSHRINK your clothes.
First of all, WHY THE HELL DO CLOTHES SHRINK ANYWAY?
Step 1: Fill a bucket or a large bowl with warm water and add a capful of baby shampoo.

Step 2: Soak the item and gently massage it with your hands.

Step 3: Remove the item from the water and gently squeeze it out.

Step 4: Lay the damp piece of clothing out on a clean towel.

The results are AMAZING.

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