Welcome to tattoo roulette, a game that randomly selects the design and body part for your next tattoo.
Step 1: Use a Plinko board to select a godawful tattoo.
Step 2: Use another Plinko board to determine which of your body parts is about to be ruined forever.
Step 3: Walk away as the proud owner of a "Trump"
stamp.
Step 4: Explain to all your friends the profound significance of your new tat.
This lucky man walked away with a tasteful portrait of Jar Jar Binks on his arm.
And this young lad got those award-winning "Crazy Town" lyrics...
...right on top of his heart.
There were Home Improvement tats...
And pre-emptive Bob Barker memorial tats.
One woman even got the Emmy Award trophy with True Detective Season 2...
...tattooed on her bottom dollar.