1. OMG. I just saw Britney Spears.
Nope. That was Tatiana.
2. CHER! CHER, I LOVE YOU!
"Thanks," says Chad Michaels.
3. Son of a NUTCRACKER! Judge Judy is sitting right behind you!
Actually, that's Bianca del Rio.
4. Shut. Up. It's Nicki Minaj.
Wrong. That's Trinity K. Bonet.
5. Pink! Can you sign my face?!
No, but maybe Morgan McMichaels can.
6. Alicia Keys, I loved you in The Nanny Diaries!
::Alexis Mateo runs away.::
7. "OHHH MR. SHEFFIELDDDDDDDD!"
Please stop screaming that at Courtney Act.
8. Little Edie, I love your work!
Fooled again by Jinkx Monsoon.
9. "Oh Mahatma Gandhi, that Kimora Lee Simmons..."
Nope. Just Jujubee killing it.
10. Can I get a selfie with you, Paris?
"Sure," Raven says.
11. Kill. Me. Jessica Simpson?
Totally Willam.
12. My grandmother would commit homicide for Carol Channing.
Would she do it for Pandora Boxx?
13. Anna Nicole Smith, you are my spirit animal.
"Thanks," says Adore Delano
14. Yasssss, Maggie Smith, yassss.
Or BenDeLaCreme just running the world.
15. For all that is holy...That's Paula Deen.
Did you mean "Darienne Lake"?