This New Pom-Pom Nail Trend Is Freaking My Shit Out

    Cleanliness alert!

    If you're a nail art appreciator, you probs swoon over a well-appointed mani.

    But then there are nail trends that have clearly lost their damn minds.

    Case in point: Pom-pom nails.

    And you might say: WELL, HOW THE HELL DO YOU WASH YOUR HANDS WITH THESE THINGS???

    Forget washing your hands — how in all that is holy do you eat a bag of Cheetos?

    And how do you casually pick your nose?

    And what if you only have O.B. tampons handy — how would you get them inside?

    AND WON'T YOUR CAT GNAW OFF YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR SLEEP TO GET ACCESS TO THESE THINGS?

    This woman has a "detachable" pom, clearly for her own safety.

    Besides the life-threatening risks, they do kind of look like a cute kid's b-day party on your hands.

    Oh, NAILZ.