If you're a nail art appreciator, you probs swoon over a well-appointed mani.
But then there are nail trends that have clearly lost their damn minds.
Case in point: Pom-pom nails.
And you might say: WELL, HOW THE HELL DO YOU WASH YOUR HANDS WITH THESE THINGS???
Forget washing your hands — how in all that is holy do you eat a bag of Cheetos?
And how do you casually pick your nose?
And what if you only have O.B. tampons handy — how would you get them inside?
AND WON'T YOUR CAT GNAW OFF YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR SLEEP TO GET ACCESS TO THESE THINGS?
This woman has a "detachable" pom, clearly for her own safety.
Besides the life-threatening risks, they do kind of look like a cute kid's b-day party on your hands.