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    Posted on Feb 29, 2016

    This New Pom-Pom Nail Trend Is Freaking My Shit Out

    Cleanliness alert!

    If you're a nail art appreciator, you probs swoon over a well-appointed mani.

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    Broken glass nails are pretty neat. Anything oil slick or geometric is baller, too.

    But then there are nail trends that have clearly lost their damn minds.

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    Someone, get these nails are exorcism.

    Case in point: Pom-pom nails.

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    Yes. Those are pom-poms glued onto someone's nails.

    And you might say: WELL, HOW THE HELL DO YOU WASH YOUR HANDS WITH THESE THINGS???

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    Which is a great question. But there are better questions like...

    Forget washing your hands — how in all that is holy do you eat a bag of Cheetos?

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    The powder is going to be all over that shit and you'll have cheese hands for days.

    And how do you casually pick your nose?

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    There's no way that's fitting up a nostril.

    And what if you only have O.B. tampons handy — how would you get them inside?

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    These poms are about to get gory.

    AND WON'T YOUR CAT GNAW OFF YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR SLEEP TO GET ACCESS TO THESE THINGS?

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    Get ready for a hell of a lot of scratches.

    This woman has a "detachable" pom, clearly for her own safety.

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    Pom at your own risk.

    Besides the life-threatening risks, they do kind of look like a cute kid's b-day party on your hands.

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    Clown nails maybe?

    Oh, NAILZ.

    FOX