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This New Pom-Pom Nail Trend Is Freaking My Shit Out

Cleanliness alert!

If you're a nail art appreciator, you probs swoon over a well-appointed mani.

Broken glass nails are pretty neat. Anything oil slick or geometric is baller, too.
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Broken glass nails are pretty neat. Anything oil slick or geometric is baller, too.

But then there are nail trends that have clearly lost their damn minds.

Someone, get these nails are exorcism.
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Someone, get these nails are exorcism.

Case in point: Pom-pom nails.

Yes. Those are pom-poms glued onto someone's nails.
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Yes. Those are pom-poms glued onto someone's nails.

And you might say: WELL, HOW THE HELL DO YOU WASH YOUR HANDS WITH THESE THINGS???

Which is a great question. But there are better questions like...
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Which is a great question. But there are better questions like...

Forget washing your hands — how in all that is holy do you eat a bag of Cheetos?

The powder is going to be all over that shit and you'll have cheese hands for days.
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The powder is going to be all over that shit and you'll have cheese hands for days.

And how do you casually pick your nose?

There's no way that's fitting up a nostril.
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There's no way that's fitting up a nostril.

And what if you only have O.B. tampons handy — how would you get them inside?

These poms are about to get gory.
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These poms are about to get gory.

AND WON'T YOUR CAT GNAW OFF YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR SLEEP TO GET ACCESS TO THESE THINGS?

Get ready for a hell of a lot of scratches.
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Get ready for a hell of a lot of scratches.

This woman has a "detachable" pom, clearly for her own safety.

Pom at your own risk.
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Pom at your own risk.

Besides the life-threatening risks, they do kind of look like a cute kid's b-day party on your hands.

Clown nails maybe?
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Clown nails maybe?

Oh, NAILZ.

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