This is the Electric Forest Festival in Rothburg, Michigan.

This is the Super 8 in North Ridgeville, Ohio, where they all crashed for one night.

One *fateful* night...

"When my sister was walking down the hallway, she turned to talk to me, and she couldn't see the top half of me," Clark told BuzzFeed Life. "I blended in with the walls."

Clark had bought the shirt at Ross in NYC. "In this moment, gloriousness was discovered and couldn't go without documentation," she said.

Very wise.

Personal fave: "Does your friend also contain a swimming pool?"

The nerve of that banquette.

That booth should get punched in the face.

Arrest that carpet.

Sorry for the pathetic Photoshop.