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    17 Times Shane From "The L Word" Made You Feel Like A Horny Teen

    Before there was Stella from OITNB, there was Shane from The L Word.

    1. If you've ever watched The L Word, then you know DAMN WELL who Shane McCutcheon is.

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    If you're confused right now, then kindly go back under that rock from whence you came.

    2. She's the andro god/goddess, the mussed hair deity, ye olde vagina-pleaser, or THE HUMAN THAT SPURRED YOUR SECOND PUBERTY.

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    Take me, oh beautiful one.

    3. Remember that time she STOLE YOUR DAMN HEART in a pleather set that looked like Iggy Pop meets a dragon tamer?

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    Drawstring pants never did look so sultry.

    4. OR THAT LITTLE HALF-SMILE-HEAD-TILT THAT SENT YOU INTO CARDIAC ARREST?

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    Cause of death: Shane McCutcheon.

    5. The girl could even make a head scratch look ~sexy~.

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    So beloved.

    6. Forget about the fact that should could KILL you with a squint.

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    I'M DEAD.

    7. Actually her face could do nothing whatsoever and she would still look gorgeous AF.

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    Dat bone structure tho.

    8. Then there were times when she gave in to her emotions.

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    THE SCOURGE UPON THE EARTH THAT IS CHERIE JAFFE.

    9. LOOK. AT. THAT. SAD. FACE.

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    I will avenge thy honor, Shaneeeeeeeeee.

    10. And other times when she tried to keep her feelings inside.

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    Don't let them in, Shane. Let me in tho. Only ME.

    11. Remember that time she was HORRIFIED about "looking very Shane today"?

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    You may or may not have orgasmed during this scene in the show.

    12. But then she had to put on a dress at Carmen's family's house and she looked so damn sad and cute.

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    "I feel like a piñata," she said. UMMM YES EXACTLY A PINATA THAT I COULD CRACK OPEN AND DIVE INTO SO I COULD FINALLY FELL THE BEATING OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL HUMAN HEART.

    13. And whenever she was in bed her hair would get SO DAMN RUMPLED AND ADORABLE.

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    Come here, my little tangled such and such.

    14. Remember when she looked like a glimmering well of feelings before she punched Mark in the face?

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    You go, girl.

    15. And when she got all mushy and tortured and asked Carmen to marry her?

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    16. I'm sure this moment in the trailer made you engorged in the penile/clitoral region.

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    Sorry, Alice, we're going to go make out now in the men's bathroom 'cuz fuck the patriarchy, bye lol.

    17. And there she is, back at it again with the smirking head tilt.

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    SIMPLY CANNOT GET ENOUGH.

    WE WILL NEVER FORGET.

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