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    17 Times Shane From "The L Word" Made You Feel Like A Horny Teen

    Before there was Stella from OITNB, there was Shane from The L Word.

    1. If you've ever watched The L Word, then you know DAMN WELL who Shane McCutcheon is.

    2. She's the andro god/goddess, the mussed hair deity, ye olde vagina-pleaser, or THE HUMAN THAT SPURRED YOUR SECOND PUBERTY.

    3. Remember that time she STOLE YOUR DAMN HEART in a pleather set that looked like Iggy Pop meets a dragon tamer?

    4. OR THAT LITTLE HALF-SMILE-HEAD-TILT THAT SENT YOU INTO CARDIAC ARREST?

    5. The girl could even make a head scratch look ~sexy~.

    6. Forget about the fact that should could KILL you with a squint.

    7. Actually her face could do nothing whatsoever and she would still look gorgeous AF.

    8. Then there were times when she gave in to her emotions.

    9. LOOK. AT. THAT. SAD. FACE.

    10. And other times when she tried to keep her feelings inside.

    11. Remember that time she was HORRIFIED about "looking very Shane today"?

    12. But then she had to put on a dress at Carmen's family's house and she looked so damn sad and cute.

    13. And whenever she was in bed her hair would get SO DAMN RUMPLED AND ADORABLE.

    14. Remember when she looked like a glimmering well of feelings before she punched Mark in the face?

    15. And when she got all mushy and tortured and asked Carmen to marry her?

    16. I'm sure this moment in the trailer made you engorged in the penile/clitoral region.

    17. And there she is, back at it again with the smirking head tilt.

    WE WILL NEVER FORGET.