1. Not. Washing. Your. Damn. Hair. 2mmedia / Getty Images / / BuzzFeed You'll rearrange workouts to make sure that you don't have to wash your hair on a day you wouldn't typically need to. And if you do happen to work out, that's what dry shampoo is for. 2. And then just hiding your greasy hair under a hat. fulfilledhomemaking.com And knowing that if someone went to playfully pull your hat off of your head, it would be THE END OF THEM. 3. Scratching your hair after not washing it for a few days and getting a mixture of dry shampoo gunk and oil stuck underneath your nails. Twitter: @jakeyoh If you then smell your fingers, you're WAY hardcore. 4. Pulling long strands of hair out of your butt on the reg. Flo Perry / BuzzFeed They might get caught in your vagina sometimes, too. Advertisement 5. Creating beautiful hair portraits in the shower that your entire household can appreciate. OliviaWilde / Via imgur.com Ever try writing in script with a strand? It's addictive. 6. Stroking your prickly AF legs and loving every second of it. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed I mean: Is this gross or just brilliant? Talk about self-soothing. 7. Acting like it's totally normal to wear hair ties ~covered~ in hair on your wrist for all to see. youtube.com "I call this my elasticated DNA bracelet." 8. Forgetting to put on the drain cover again and again, resulting in a matted hair clog. lesteredw / Via imgur.com I think I need to puke. Advertisement 9. Also, mistaking your hair clogs for huge spiders when they float up from the drain to haunt you. bigbubbadeez / Via imgur.com "You will be visited by three ghosts tonight." 10. Digging out ingrown hairs and enjoying it oh-so much. Flo Perry / BuzzFeed You're so good at it that it deserves a line on your résumé. 11. Owning a hairbrush that's basically a small dog. thestir.cafemom.com You're just lucky you don't have to take it for walks in the rain and have someone feed it when you're out of town for the weekend. 12. Shaving in the sink (because you forgot to do it in the shower), and leaving a ton of little hairs in every nook and cranny. Man_kukuku / Getty Images Sorry not sorry. 13. And lastly, always touching your pubes for no reason at all. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed It's just as relaxing as squeezing a stress ball. Gross girls of the world, UNITE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!