Nifty·Posted on Nov 28, 201413 Greeting Cards That Mean Well, But Are Just Making It WorseThanks, but no thanks.by Alison CaporimoBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. "Oh, how sweet! A card from my niece! And it reads: For a special..." Twitter: @thatbloodyMikey Gulp. 2. Perfect for those with familicidal tendencies. mouthygirl.com Revenge, at last! 3. For that fork in the marital road. Paolo Tagliaferri / Via Flickr: vortexmind Which do you choose? 4. When you're like: Is it though? View this photo on Instagram instagram.com I don't think so. 5. For the cat with opposable thumbs. eastsiderepp / Via i-am-bored.com And some money in the bank. 6. When you're in the will. weknowmemes.com And there's no prenup. 7. When you're all like: Lo siento, pero... imgur.com Byeeee. 8. When no one's hiding it anymore. pophangover.com Not even your mother. 9. When you lose a job and you're like...Yay? pophangover.com Yay. 10. For never. pophangover.com Like never ever. 11. To traumatize your children with... bannedinhollywood.com "Jimmy, we have something to tell you..." 12. For total creepers... doseoffunny.com In case you can't read that type, it says: I want to love every inch of you. Nope. 13. When you want to make someone thoroughly uncomfortable. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com FAIL.