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13 Greeting Cards That Mean Well, But Are Just Making It Worse

Thanks, but no thanks.

1. "Oh, how sweet! A card from my niece! And it reads: For a special..."

2. Perfect for those with familicidal tendencies.

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Revenge, at last!

3. For that fork in the marital road.

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Which do you choose?

4. When you're like: Is it though?

5. For the cat with opposable thumbs.

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And some money in the bank.

6. When you're in the will.

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And there's no prenup.

7. When you're all like: Lo siento, pero...

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Byeeee.

8. When no one's hiding it anymore.

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Not even your mother.

9. When you lose a job and you're like...Yay?

10. For never.

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Like never ever.

11. To traumatize your children with...

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"Jimmy, we have something to tell you..."

12. For total creepers...

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In case you can't read that type, it says: I want to love every inch of you. Nope.

13. When you want to make someone thoroughly uncomfortable.

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