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    This Dildo Can Be Filled With The Ashes Of Your Deceased Lover

    Morbid masturbation, people.

    Dutch designer Mark Sturkenboom created a glass dildo that can hold your cremated loved one’s ashes.

    The dild-urn holds exactly 21 grams of ashes.

    The dild-urn also comes with a kit that includes a ring holder, iPhone speakers, and a fragrance diffuser.

    There's a spot to store your iPhone, too.

    I wonder if Sturkenboom has considered the flesh-urn, as well.

    Unfortunately, the dild-urn is not for sale.

    Sorry, Tim Burton.