12 Terrifying Christmas-Themed Sex Toys

A dick sock in a pear tree.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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A dick sock in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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Two reindeer musical g-strings and a dick sock in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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Three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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Four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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Five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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Six bottles of gingerbread lube, five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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Seven Santa dildos, six bottles of gingerbread lube, five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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Eight mistletoe condoms, seven Santa dildos, six bottles of gingerbread lube, five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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Nine Frosty paddles-a-spanking, eight mistletoe condoms, seven Santa dildos, six bottles of gingerbread lube, five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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Ten "discreet" candy canes, nine Frosty paddles-a-spanking, eight mistletoe condoms, seven Santa dildos, six bottles of gingerbread lube, five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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Eleven Santa dongs-a-boinking, ten "discreet"candy canes, nine Frosty paddles-a-spanking, eight mistletoe condoms, seven Santa dildos, six bottles of gingerbread lube, five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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Twelve Baby Jesus butt plugs, eleven Santa dongs-a-boinking, ten "discreet"candy canes, nine Frosty paddles-a-spanking, eight mistletoe condoms, seven Santa dildos, six bottles of gingerbread lube, five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree!!!

Happy Holidays!

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