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    12 Terrifying Christmas-Themed Sex Toys

    A dick sock in a pear tree.

    On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

    On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

    Two reindeer musical g-strings and a dick sock in a pear tree.

    On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

    Three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

    On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

    On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

    On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

    On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

    On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

    On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

    On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

    On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

    On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

    Happy Holidays!