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    Posted on Dec 24, 2014

    12 Terrifying Christmas-Themed Sex Toys

    A dick sock in a pear tree.

    On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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    A dick sock in a pear tree.

    On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

    Two reindeer musical g-strings and a dick sock in a pear tree.

    On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

    Three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

    On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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    Four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

    On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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    Five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

    On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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    Six bottles of gingerbread lube, five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

    On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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    Seven Santa dildos, six bottles of gingerbread lube, five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

    On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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    Eight mistletoe condoms, seven Santa dildos, six bottles of gingerbread lube, five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

    On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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    Nine Frosty paddles-a-spanking, eight mistletoe condoms, seven Santa dildos, six bottles of gingerbread lube, five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

    On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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    Ten "discreet" candy canes, nine Frosty paddles-a-spanking, eight mistletoe condoms, seven Santa dildos, six bottles of gingerbread lube, five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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    Eleven Santa dongs-a-boinking, ten "discreet"candy canes, nine Frosty paddles-a-spanking, eight mistletoe condoms, seven Santa dildos, six bottles of gingerbread lube, five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree.

    On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

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    Twelve Baby Jesus butt plugs, eleven Santa dongs-a-boinking, ten "discreet"candy canes, nine Frosty paddles-a-spanking, eight mistletoe condoms, seven Santa dildos, six bottles of gingerbread lube, five jingling cock rings, four tins of Santa's tingling jelly, three elves-a-vibrating, two reindeer musical g-strings, and a dick sock in a pear tree!!!

    Happy Holidays!

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