You Will Want To Marry And Have Babies With This Lumberjack Cake

Get ready to feel hungry and ~thirsty~.

Do lumberjacks make you ~thirsty~?

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Mmmmmmm, tasty.

Well, get ready to feel HUNGRY AF with this lumberjack-inspired cake.

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Goddess cake artist Elizabeth Marek, owner of the Portland, Oregon-based Artisan Cake Company is responsible for making the axe-and-stump masterpiece.

What makes this cake so magical is the EDIBLE axe made of chocolate and fondant.

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Yummmm.

And if you thought it couldn't get any better, THE DAMN THING IS PLAID INSIDE.

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The cake flavors are chocolate, red velvet and yellow cake with chocolate ganache, Marek told The Huffington Post.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

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If you want to bake your own, Marek offers an in-depth tutorial upon subscription to her website Sugar Geek Show.

I can already hear the wedding bells.

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Let's just run away and get married.

*~*~And they lived happily ever after.~*~*

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