Food·Posted on Mar 12, 2015Realistic Baby Cakes Are The Creepiest Things EverNow you can have your baby and eat it, too.by Alison CaporimoBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Creepy baby shower cakes come in infinite shapes and sizes. Alison Caporimo / Via buzzfeed.com Sprinkle pubes. Yum. But the creepiest of all are the ones that are decorated to look like real babies. thomassheridanofficialblog.blogspot.com Yes, that child is edible. Because faux cannibalism is totally appetizing. randommization.com Hardcore pregnant ladies, unite. And who doesn't want to eat this ghoul baby...? youtube.com I don't want vanilla filling. I lust for blood. Or this one-eye-open baby? Michelle Wibowo / Via popsugar.com I will watch ye as ye sleep. Of course, cutting it up is the really delicious part. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com Would you like the cerebellum, Josephine? It's a great way to know which of your friends is a serial killer. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com Um, Jessica's really enjoying this. If you want to be tasteful, get the red velvet baby. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com Because if it does't look like it's bleeding, I don't want it. And dig in. youtube.com If you find this appetizing, then you are a Siberian tiger. Stop reading BuzzFeed. Go back to roaming the forest.