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    23 Reasons Astrology Obsessives Are Actually Goddesses

    It's written in the constellations.

    1. They put money on being able to guess your star sign when you first meet.

    That's how confident they are.

    2. If you're not sure about your compatibility with a new crush, they're like...

    Then, they totally describe what will become of your future.

    3. They ponder the star signs of your Tinder matches because...

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    4. This is how they react to people who don't believe in the effects of retrograde...

    They literally CANNOT.

    5. Whenever you're having a crisis, they have two words for you: Saturn. Return.

    6. They know not to hit the club with their Leo friends because THIS...

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    We love them, but they're attention whores.

    7. They hear you're dating a Scorpio and they're like...

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    And they know the sex is good.

    8. They can spot a Sagittarius from miles away.

    And they look something like this.

    9. They avoid Aquarians who are PMSing because THIS...

    They always say they're fine even when they're not.

    10. You tell them your boss is a Capricorn and they're just like...

    He's obviously money-hungry.

    11. They knew your ex was bogus before you did because he was a Gemini.

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    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my case is closed.

    12. They meet a Sagittarius and internally start quoting Peter Pan.

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    Because everyone knows that Sagittarians foster their inner child.

    13. They hate to make dinner plans with a Pisces.

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    Because they know what they're getting themselves into.

    14. They know exactly what to say to drive a Scorpio crazy.

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    Five little words that cut into their work ethic like a hot blade.

    15. They can sometimes carry the weight of the world on their shoulders.

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    With great power comes great responsibility.

    16. They know to let their Aries friends do their own thing...

    Because they can't help it that they're independent.

    17. They always wait for you to finish reading your daily horoscope before they tell you what they really think.

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    Because they are the word of the Lord.

    18. They know to invite Cancer friends over if they want a fun night in...

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    Because they are amazing homebodies.

    19. They find out you're a Taurus and they are all like...

    Because a Taurus can be really generous.

    20. They find out you're in love with an Aquarius and they're like...

    Because Aquarians are totally awesome, but they can be a little whacky.

    21. They attribute their level-headedness to Libra relatives...

    Who gave them balance.

    22. They ask all the Virgos to be in their bridal party...

    Because perfectionist.

    23. And no matter what problem you come to them with, they always try to use the stars to solve it.

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    It can't hurt having a visionary goddess on your side.

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