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23 Reasons Astrology Obsessives Are Actually Goddesses

It's written in the constellations.

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1. They put money on being able to guess your star sign when you first meet.

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That's how confident they are.

2. If you're not sure about your compatibility with a new crush, they're like...

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Then, they totally describe what will become of your future.

3. They ponder the star signs of your Tinder matches because...

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Preach.

4. This is how they react to people who don't believe in the effects of retrograde...

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They literally CANNOT.

5. Whenever you're having a crisis, they have two words for you: Saturn. Return.

6. They know not to hit the club with their Leo friends because THIS...

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We love them, but they're attention whores.

7. They hear you're dating a Scorpio and they're like...

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And they know the sex is good.

8. They can spot a Sagittarius from miles away.

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And they look something like this.

9. They avoid Aquarians who are PMSing because THIS...

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They always say they're fine even when they're not.

10. You tell them your boss is a Capricorn and they're just like...

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He's obviously money-hungry.

11. They knew your ex was bogus before you did because he was a Gemini.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my case is closed.

12. They meet a Sagittarius and internally start quoting Peter Pan.

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Because everyone knows that Sagittarians foster their inner child.

13. They hate to make dinner plans with a Pisces.

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Because they know what they're getting themselves into.

14. They know exactly what to say to drive a Scorpio crazy.

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Five little words that cut into their work ethic like a hot blade.

15. They can sometimes carry the weight of the world on their shoulders.

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With great power comes great responsibility.

16. They know to let their Aries friends do their own thing...

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Because they can't help it that they're independent.

17. They always wait for you to finish reading your daily horoscope before they tell you what they really think.

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Because they are the word of the Lord.

18. They know to invite Cancer friends over if they want a fun night in...

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Because they are amazing homebodies.

19. They find out you're a Taurus and they are all like...

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Because a Taurus can be really generous.

20. They find out you're in love with an Aquarius and they're like...

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Because Aquarians are totally awesome, but they can be a little whacky.

21. They attribute their level-headedness to Libra relatives...

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Who gave them balance.

22. They ask all the Virgos to be in their bridal party...

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Because perfectionist.

23. And no matter what problem you come to them with, they always try to use the stars to solve it.

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It can't hurt having a visionary goddess on your side.

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