Most of the things i own have more history than i alone could give them. I like to grow my own food when possible, because it better satisfies my hunger. I enjoy punctuation, but often use it incorrectly. I have a kid. He is cooler than me, and much cooler than you realize. I'm fairly certain I am never going to graduate, and I don't really mind (revision: I have accidentally gathered enough credits to graduate). I write things, I have been told that I'm good at it. I tend to believe this, all modesty aside. I really don't enjoy Nathaniel Hawthorne, Joseph Conrad, or Robert Frost, but i respect each of them. It's a good thing it is Sunday or i wouldn't have the time for this.