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I’m from Colorado (total: 26 years), and lived in Missouri for 9 years and I’ve never heard of either sandwich.

Paul Rudd came into the store where I worked on Christmas Eve once. He bought a gift card. Wanting something clever to say to him, I asked him if everyone ever told him he looked like Davis Schwimmer. It was dumb. But he chuckled.

At Colorado State, if you rode your bike to campus, you take to take the seat to class. It won’t get stolen, but the squirrels would eat it.

The breakup was actually really sad. But the night it happened, he ordered a calzone to my apartment, and wouldn’t leave until it was delivered.

Props to anyone who can keep a white clothing item stain-free after 3 wears.

That latte in a waffle cone is really provoking my anxiety.

I always read before bed, even just a couple sentences. And once i open the book, my phone is off limits. Also a white noise machine and Lush Sleepy lotion.

On Christmas Eve one year, Paul Rudd came into the store where i worked for a gift card. Desperate for something clever to say to him, I said, “has anyone ever told you you look like David Schwimmer?” And then I asked him for his phone number for the demographics/marketing survey.… Read More

My dad had a ton. Sneakers were Go-fasters. A food item that he didn’t know the name of was a waldorf, a non food item that he didn’t know the name of is a baffle.

I love the recap podcasts. Watch what Crappens and Welcome To Realitv are my faves.