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    If You Plan To Spend The Next 24 Hours On The Couch Then These 25 Products Will Be Right Up Your Alley

    Butt = glued to the couch.

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    1. An aesthetically minimal glass tumbler so you can enjoy your smoothie or iced coffee while you plop your butt on the couch to watch the morning news.

    2. And a CouchCoaster because you should stop trying to balance your bevvy on the arm of the couch (unless you feel like getting up off the couch to clean it...I think not).

    The coaster attached to a couch's armrest

    3. A subscription to Kindle Unlimited you can use in tandem with your Kindle (it also works without a Kindle) so you can spend your relaxation time reading all of your wishlist books.

    Person reading kindle book on iphone

    4. A set of Rock Grace Mocktails that are supercharged with crystal energy if you're a crystal buff yourself. Enjoy a glass of faux "wine" while you catch up on those Bravo shows. Ta-ta hangover!

    Rock Grace new moon release and rock grace ruby drink set

    5. And a set of copper-accented wine glasses to enjoy it in. #JustAdultThings

    model pouring red wine into a wine glass with a copper design

    6. A marble pattern coaster set for keeping your wine and other drink glasses table friendly (no stains = no problems).

    Marble pattern coaster set

    7. A rose quartz gua sha and facial oil set so you can get started on your nighttime pamper sesh (from the comfort of your sectional obvi).

    Pink Moon Co. Over The Moon duo set

    8. A set of LED string lights to drape around your TV or window frame so your cozy lighting will be impeccable when it starts to get dark out.

    9. A cozy pair of slippers for those dreaded moments when you have to get up from the couch to trek to the bathroom. You best believe you'll BRB so you can get back to lounging ASAP.

    10. A knit weighted blanket so if self-care to you looks like cuddling up on the couch with a good book or meditation app you can do it in peace. This works wonders for my anxiety (I love mine and it seriously helps me so much to calm down and unwind).

    11. A cordless head massager in case you're in dire need of a massage session but you have an issue — you're not leaving the couch. This will suffice and feel incredible from the comfort of your own home.

    12. A cactus diffuser so you're able to fill your space with your favorite essential oil scents. Not me filling it with lavender oil and turning on "Zenimation" from Disney+...

    cactus diffusers

    13. A coffee warmer to keep on your coffee table so your hot cup of joe or tea doesn't turn ice cold before you get to enjoy its toasty goodness. Mmmmmm...nothing like warm caffeine bevvys and some couch snuggles.

    reviewer image of mug on top of coffee warmer

    14. A set of rejuvenating gel eye patches that'll help wake your under-eyes back up after you spent the entire day napping.

    reviewer holding package for eye masks
    reviewer wearing gel eye masks under eyes

    Promising review: "I have purchased this product twice and will continue to purchase it. When I got it I used it daily for the first seven days and the bags and dark circles under my eyes disappeared. I now use them every other day and even though I still work too much and sleep too little, the eye puffiness and circles have not returned. For me this is definitely a product worth buying." —Kevin02

    Get 20 pairs from Amazon for $15.99 (also available in other package amounts).

    15. A botanical garden candle because it delivers a fresh aroma of heirloom leaves, orchid, and herbs to your space. If your vibe is creating a relaxing space that'll eventually end up with you in a clay face mask, then this candle is a great place to start.

    botanical garden candle

    16. A variety snack box with over 48 individual munchies so you can keep them next to you and you can avoid having to get up and go to the kitchen. Ah — the life.

    17. And a pound of cereal marshmallows that need zero explanation. We all know this is the best part of any yummy cereal and now you can enjoy JUST the marshmallows while you kick back and pop a squat on the couch.

    Promising review: "Amazing! I put them in hot chocolate, Rice Krispies treats, other cereals, or just eat then by the handful. Impulse buy that totally worked out." —Maddison Helsel

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

    18. A pair of dimmable lamps for your couch side tables that feature USB ports so charging your devices can be effortless.

    table lamp with usb ports

    19. Or this 10-foot long charging cord in case there are no end tables in sight or outlets super close by. You'll be able to still scroll through TikTok while your phone is charging with this super lengthy life-saver.

    20. A coloring book if you've consumed enough TV and need another reason to not leave the house or sofa.

    21. A portable personal blender so you don't have to stand in the kitchen waiting around for your smoothie to blend. Pop your ingredients in and mosey on back to the couch while it blends. Now you can enjoy your yummy smoothie right out of the blender.

    hand holds bottle filled with frozen fruit
    same bottle now filled with smoothie

    Plus, this is shatter-resistant and dishwasher-safe! It also comes with an ice tray with perfectly-sized cubes that'll fit inside AND a funnel for easy pouring.

    Promising review: "This blender is amazing! I am a yoga teacher and always on the run, which sometimes makes it hard to eat well. I bought this after reviewing quite a few different options and I am SO glad I did. It fits well into my gym bag, is surprisingly quiet when in use, and holds a charge really well. The blades are very efficient and I’ve had no trouble blending up ice or frozen fruit. Seriously cannot recommend it enough." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $30.85+ (available in six colors).

    22. A pair of prism glasses to simultaneously enjoy laying down and watching TV or reading a book at the same time. Holding your head up is a thing of the past and we're on lazy time.

    23. A remote organizer because most of us these days have more than one remote — one for the TV, one for the cable box, one for your Fire TV Stick or Roku, your DVD player...need I say more?

    reviewer image of remote control organizer

    24. A Nileta sleep set in case you tend to fall asleep on the couch at night while trying to get through that one Disney movie for the upteenth time and want to be prepared to potentially stay there until the next morning. Sun who!? Never heard of her.

    Nileta sleep set in bone

    25. And a Pusheen cross-stitch kit so when you finished your fifth movie of the day, you can take a break and craft.

    24 hours on the couch? Easy.