1.
Shoes off. Zero fucks.
2.
Ban the single use plastic raincoat.
4.
A flooded runway is very Malburn.
5.
I would have gone home at this point tbh.
6.
What a novelty! Let's pretend we're jumping over rocks in the streams near our other holiday house!
7.
Anyone selling floor length raincoats would have made some serious $$$
8.
What's the collective noun for a group of fascinators?
9.
This woman must bloody love horse racing.
10.
Is there a category in Fashions on the Field for umbrellas?
11.
Only acceptable use of the form guide.
12.
All before their first champagne (probably).
13.
This just looks terrible.
14.
Is it better over there? No.
15.
The TAB's next ad should be just a slow zoom into the guy on the left's face.
16.
Regrets, I've had a few.
17.
This is the face of a woman who just realised she could be on the couch at home in trackies watching Sabrina on Netflix.
18.
Are we having fun yet?
19.
But seriously, what's in the bags?
