1. Ever since mining magnate Clive Palmer's Queensland Nickel went into liquidation and he retired from politics, he's been tweeting some strange things.
Thumbs up as it's another great day. Share and follow if you agree.
2. And people are confused.
@CliveFPalmer is this a parody account?
3. Some tweets are philosophical.
Trust in each other and be trusted
4. Others are just downright odd.
Hey all you guys. Make sure you put down the seat. #WorldToiletDay
5. Are some a plea for help?
Let's be friends
6. Or Clive being a wee bit too thirsty for some online ~engagement~.
Morning punters. Its a big day on the racing calendar today. Who's your favourites today?
7. Dragging is a huge part of his new Twitter persona.
Is it true or did you read it in the @couriermail
8. As is spicy political commentary.
Come on @TurnbullMalcolm , fair suck of the sauce bottle. #auspol
9. Brutal.
Time for Malcom to kick some arse...his own
10. Labor can't identify... a bus stop?
The problem we've got in Australia is that we have a Govt. that couldn't run a #tuckshop, & an opposition that couldn't identify a bus stop
11. He's throwing around some leadership spill predictions.
Christian Porter, the next #PrimeMinister of Australia. You heard it first here. #auspol @cporterwa
12. And we shouldn't discount them because some of his past predictions...
It's Monday. I think this will be a great week.
13. Have come true.
What a great day. I had a feeling this would be a good week.
14. While we're talking spills... there are even some Tony Abbott- inspired onion tweets.
Give up fried hamburgers. Raw onion makes you feel good.
15. Clive's recently lost 50kg and is tweeting a lot about food.
Who wants a hot dog? I love a hamburger. I love a lettuce
A lettuce. Just one.
16. This is just wrong.
Vinegar chips are the best.
17. Clive's account has a fair amount of #FAKENEWS conspiracy talk.
The @Australian is based on Fake news. Australians deserve the truth! Fake news runs our lives.
18. The truth makes you an angel?
The truth will set you free
19. There are handy tips on alcohol consumption.
How long can we stay drunk on fear out in the wilderness
20. As well as future campaign ideas.
Free pap smear tests for women.
21. Clive definitely wants to drain the swamp.
There is not one public servant who doesn't know they can do more
22. He's also a fan of MAGA.
Let's work together to make #Australia great again.
23. There is a lot of poetry.
Turn on the key of life. Believe in yourself.
24. I call this one Crying Cory.
Cory makes me cry Cory makes me wish Cory makes me wish He respected those who elected him
25. It doesn't even rhyme.
Cory is just leaving To take on Pauline To send all votes back to The Liberal Party #auspol
26. Hum the theme to The West Wing while reading this tweet.
Courage sustains us Courage defines who we are Truth defines reality
27. Clive's throwing out about six tweets a day, and let's be honest, they're not all winners.
Climb the ladder of hope. Climb the ladder of love. Celebrate the ocean of peace.
Ladders... in the ocean?
28. WTF?
29. His interactions with other people are... odd.
@a1exb0ck you dont have to listen if you dont want to. But I know many people will have a #HappyFriday.
Stop trying to make #HappyFriday happen Clive. It's not going to happen.
30. He loves to sing.
Cory, Cory are you there?
31. And tweet Bob Dylan lyrics.
He said "Salute her when her birthday comes"
32. I'm still not sure though... are these tweets a cry for help?
Love somebody
33. Or could this be Clive's new life motto?
Smile at someone today and they will smile back.
34. Can someone please just give Clive a hug?
Give someone you love a hug.
35. But maybe what he's really saying is... Clive for PM?
We need a plan to better man
36. Fresh in our memory.
My Facebook reach hit over one million people. I might be gone, but not forgotten
37. Amen.
As long as we all do the best we can do, that's all we can do.