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The Party Of Small Government Wants To Throw A $50,000 Taxpayer Funded Piss-Up

Exclusive: The LDP is madly fighting over accusations of Facebook censorship and whether to use taxpayer funding to give away free beer and shot-guns.

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The Liberal Democrats received more than $1 million in funding from the Australian Electoral Commission for its performance at the 2013 election.


"The way to stop it becoming a drunk fest is to simply hand out one free beer coupon per guest. And close the door when the venue is full. But make it a big venue with lots of visibility from outside and ready access for the media," suggested former LDP candidate and party member Terje Petersen.

A "cuckservative" is a popular portmanteau in the U.S. used by online right-wight communities to described Republicans who are not conservative enough. It combines "cuckold" and "conservative" and alludes to a genre of porn where men watch their wives have sex with black men.

You can read more about the racist connotations about the label here.


It drew the ire of the freedom-loving members, with one person asking, "I thought we were a libertarian party."

Peterson said: "I'll respond because I deleted the post. It was deleted because it included a comment about confidential party business. The offending comment demonstrated a serious breach of trust. The person who made the comment has been removed from this group. Criticism is fine. Sabotage is not."

Another LDP member responded: "The only breach of trust is that you would think that $50,000 of electoral funds on a "piss-up" is responsible use of LDP supporters donations."


The whole meltdown over a taxpayer funded piss-up is fairly ironic considering the senator is adamant the government should stop spending money on government programs.

Turnbull government could save $350m by scrapping taxpayer support for religion - via @smh

BuzzFeed News requested comment from the senator's office about the funding and the meltdown that occurred on the Facebook group.

A spokesperson joked that the party is still considering other ways to spend the money, including $50,000 of cigars, a jetpack to launch the senator's re-election or 1 square metre of overpriced land in Sydney.

Alice Workman is a political reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in Canberra.

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