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Just 39 Of The Funniest Tweets About Australian Politics In 2016

Vote #1 Fart.

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Dear England I hear You have a vacancy for a PM I am English Born I was a very successful Australian PM #ausvotes

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it's the remix to ignition / scomo thinks he's a victim / it's tough to be a straight man under current conditions

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@samdastyari It's the remix to Ignition / big HSP in the kitchen / got me spreadin' that garlic / it's what the cool kids are eatin'

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journo: so why did you accept the donation dastyari: uhh halal snack pack journo: whats your relationship with the donor dastyari: harambe

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America: "If you don't vote, you have no right to complain about the outcome." Australia: "Same, but for the Hottest 100."

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is this the real life? / is this just fanta, see? - Bohemian Rhapsodinatale

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America : We're choosing the next leader of the Free World. Australia : Using the C word to promote Tourism.… https://t.co/bhMsn3E7yC

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dear america the rest of the world is judging you on this election love, australia PS

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In the future we will vote by casting a steaming hot take into the ballot box, before turning to our countrymen and whispering, 'I woked.'

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boomer (old, dumb): duhh i need to negative gear my handsome dog me (millennial, smart): tony abbot is voldemort. leigh sales is khaleesi

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He knew Australia invented secret ballots, but still felt he was being watched in the voting booth #ausvotes #auspol

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I'm so out of touch with the news over here, Harold Holt could walk out of the ocean and win the election and it would totally pass me by

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The real picture Dutton didn't want you to see.

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WHY are you encouraging people facebook, stop this

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UK: OMG how will the Brexit referendum turn out USA: OMG how will the gun control sit-in turn out Australia: OMG is the tradie real or nah

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1. No cuts to health and education 2. No cuts to the ABC 3. 10% off if you pay cash

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me, woke australian: wow. america is just screwed asylum seeker in cage: [muffled screams] me: trying to watch cnn here, shut up man

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"Did someone say the NZ Prime Minister job is vacant?!" #auspol #nzpol @MrKRudd

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The NSW Senate ballot paper lists the different parties and gives each a letter of the alphabet. The Pirate Party is ‘R’. #ausvotes

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PLEBISCLICE 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 Hastings Public School in Port Macquarie by @VallentineAmy #ausvotes

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Hmmm. Let's zoom in and enhance on that ballot #ausvotes

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Nine's election animation gimmick: Tara Brown springs from a van & drags the unsuccessful candidate away #auspol #ausvotes

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Looks like the young Libs have FINALLY nailed their cloning technology

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Pauline. Pauline. Pauliiiine. Paaaauliiine. #electionsongs

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[adam sandler voice] double dis-a-lay-he-hooo

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Four men huddle around their iPads, wondering where their lives went wrong #ausvotes

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me (feminist, smart): tanya plibersek is the spice girls

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@MarkDiStef Bronwyn Bishop turned down the tequila shots we offered her at a hotel on my 18th birthday & called my friends & I "riff-raff".

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@MarkDiStef I was at a lunch with Corey Bernardi when I was 17 and the only thing I remember him saying to me was "don't vote greens"

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Please enjoy this vine of Cory Bernardi failing to say "homophobe mode"

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Meet Alex. She's 20 and lives in Perth. This terrifying portrait of Bill Shorten hangs in her bathroom. #ausvotes

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me during the week vs me on the weekend

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