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1. A tub of the bestselling Elizavecca Milky Piggy Carbonated Bubble Clay Mask that'll fizz up to gently massage the gross stuff out of your pores. You'll actually be able to feel the oil leaving your skin, which I'm pretty sure is something that all acne-afflicted people want to experience.
2. A pair of cushy waterproof slides that'll replace the old, beat-up sandals you've been rocking since 2018. Reviewers say they're comfortable right out of the box, so you won't have to spend days (or weeks) breaking them in.
3. A pair of silicone AirPod hooks that'll keep your earbuds from slipping out. Reviewers say they're super comfortable and that they keep their pods in place, even when they're doing high-intensity workouts.
4. A cocktail machine that's basically a boozy version of a Keurig or Nespresso. You won't need to do any measuring or pouring — you can just pop in a capsule of your choosing and let the gadget do the rest.
5. A pack of almost-invisible Hero Cosmetics acne patches that'll suck the juice right out of your pimples, helping them heal faster. They'll also block you from picking at your zits, so you won't be stuck with scars after a breakout.
6. A jewellery-cleaning brush that'll make your trinkets and treasures shine. Reviewers say the brush tip makes it super easy to get all up in the tiny crevices of their baubles.
7. A copy of 101 Essays That Will Change The Way You Think that'll help shift your perspective. Reviewers say it's great for anyone looking do a lil' self-improvement and love that each essay is only a few pages long (so they can digest it bit by bit).
8. A set of bulb vases that'll bless you with an adorable place to display your blooms. If you're into propagating plants, this is sure to come in handy for that, too.
9. A faux leather tissue holder that you can strap onto your car visor for easy access. TikTokers use it to hold spare protective masks, too.
10. A tube of cult-favourite Essence Lash Princess mascara that'll lift your lashes to the high heavens and keep them there. It'll make your hairs look longer, too, so you won't need to apply flasies for a ~dramatic~ look.
11. A pair of discreet anti-chafing bands that'll save your inner thighs from rubbing together and ruining your life. Reviewers say they're super comfortable and love that they don't slide around, even when they're sweating up a storm.
12. A portable door lock that won't require any tools to install and will make you feel safer in your home. If you've got a nosy roommate who won't mind their own business, this little doodad is calling your name.
13. An Unsolved Case File game that'll awaken your inner armchair detective and have you digging up dirt on potential suspects. Finally, all those hours spent watching serial killer documentaries and listening to murder podcasts will pay off.
14. A rapid egg cooker that'll help you whip you up a protein-packed breakfast in mere minutes. It doesn't need to be monitored so you can take a shower or do your makeup while it gets down to business.
15. A genius reusable notebook that'll make electronic copies of everything you jot down with the help of a free app. Using it is simple: when you're done writing, you can just hold your phone above the page. The free app will detect and capture it, creating a digital copy that looks identical to your handwritten notes.
16. A magical Revlon one-step styler that'll dry, volumize, and ~zhuzh~ your tresses all in one go. Now you won't need to mess around with a thousand hair tools when you're running late.
17. A colour-changing shower head that'll make you feel like you're at the coolest club in town when you're scrubbing yourself down. It'll fit onto most standard shower hoses, so you won't even need to call a plumber to install it.
18. A microwavable s'mores maker that'll have you whipping up ooey-gooey treats without the struggle of crafting a campfire. It'll heat all your ingredients evenly and the lil' arms will keep your marshmallows from getting too puffy and bubbling over.
19. A Hanes hoodie that's a dupe for more expensive brands (you know the ones I'm talking about 👀). A portion of the material is made from recycled plastic, so you'll be doing Mother Nature a solid, too.
20. A tub of squalane-infused E.l.f. putty primer that'll hydrate your skin, smooth out unwanted texture, and minimize the look of your pores, creating the perfect ~tabula rasa~ for your makeup.
21. A touchscreen toaster with customizable programs that'll get your bagel, bread, or English muffin to the perfect level of crispiness. It's designed to toast bread without drying it out, so you'll never be stuck munching on cardboard.
22. A copy of Reminders of Him by Colleen Hoover because you've seen it all over #BookTok and you're ready to cave and join the cult of CoHo. Like most of the author's books, it involves hefty doses of both risk and romance that'll keep you turnin' those pages.
23. A True & Co. triangle bra with adjustable straps that'll have you saying buh-byeeee to underwires forever. Reviewers love that it doesn't pinch or dig into their skin and say the material is super soft and comfortable.
24. A vibrating face scraper that'll quickly and efficiently dislodge trapped dirt and sebum from your pores, leaving your with a squeaky-clean visage. Reviewers say it's gentle enough to use on sensitive skin and that it's a holy grail tool for anyone who suffers from acne.
25. A vintage-style butter dish with an airtight seal that'll make you feel like a regular pioneer. Reviewers say it keeps their butter smooth, soft, and easy to spread (aka what we all want in a breakfast condiment).
26. And finally, a pair of classic Crocs that are simultaneously ugly and awesome. They have grippy tread on their soles so when you need to brave the great outdoors, you can flip them into sports mode and do your thing.
You when you start making TikToks about all the stuff you ordered:
