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1. An OG Magic Wand, because you don't need to mess with perfection. It's been on the market for over 50 years and reviewers say it can deliver multiple orgasms in a single sesh (something we all aspire to).
2. A pretty and petite lipstick vibrator that you can hide in plain sight with your makeup collection. Beauty product or vibrator? That's one secret I'll never tell, xoxo.
3. This pear-shaped toy that'll give you an orgasm without even touching your body. It uses sorcery (also known as air pulse technology) to rev you up, and changes its rhythm every time you use it so you'll never get bored.
4. Or a more compact air-pulsing vibrator that uses the same awesome technology to bless you with some wild orgasms. It's whisper-quiet, so you don't have to worry about your roommate knowing what you're up to.
5. This slip-on finger massager with three speeds that focuses all its energy on your clit. It slips onto your fingers like a ring, so you can focus more on pleasure than maneuvering.
6. A berry-shaped vibrating butt plug, if you've had a hankering for some backdoor action. Reviewers say it's a great choice for first timers and pros alike.
7. A 7-inch tie-dye dildo that'll gift you with some seriously groovy climaxes. It's both firm and flexible and can be suctioned onto most smooth surfaces. Pro tip: You can slip a bullet vibrator inside of its base to take your pleasure to new heights.
8. Or, if you're looking for something a little less jazzy, a girthy realistic dildo that, according to reviewers, looks and feels like an actual penis. It's seven inches long and is textured to give you some toe-curling sensations.
9. The Surfboard, a Smile Makers vibrator that's small (but mighty!) and is sure to put the motion in your ocean. This baby is totally waterproof, so you can 🎵 fill that tub up halfway then ride it with your surfboard 🎵.
10. A Lelo rabbit vibrator with gold accents, because, let's face it, you deserve a little luxury right now. It has eight vibration patterns and will hit your G-spot and clit at the same time for double-whammy orgasmic experience.
11. A single-speed egg that's small, descreet, and pretty freaking cute. Reviewers say it's great for people who prefer bullet-sized vibes, but want to try something a little different.
12. A WeVibe dual-point rabbit with ten vibration modes that's arced to get all up in your business in the best way possible. You can also connect it to a free app, if you want to give your partner the reins in the bedroom.
13. A pocket rocket with interchangeable heads that you can switch out to make your solo bedroom adventures more exciting. It has over 1,400 positive reviews, and people say it's really come in handy during their dry spells.
14. If you're trying to be a bit more eco-conscious, this biodegradable bullet that can be recycled after it's lived a full life (it fully breaks down within 47-90 days). Reviewers say it's a great option for beginners and gets the job done in no time.
15. A 50 Shades of Grey rabbit vibe that'll allow you to play out your Christian Grey fantasies IRL (Jamie Dornan is not included, my sincerest apologies). It has a pulsating head, ears that flick, and can thrust away for a whole hour when fully charged.
16. A ten-speed bendy vibrator that's more flexible than a seasoned yogi. It can be twisted and turned to create the perfect shape to wow your bod, and can be used both inside and out.
17. A curvy clitoral vibrator with eight unique vibrations that targets your G-spot and will caress your bod into climaxing. It has a concave tip that envelops your clit to give you 360-degree pleasure.
18. A thrusting ribbed vibrator that's got all the right curves and edges to get you fired up. Reviewers say that though it looks a little bonkers, the way it pulsates feels pretty dang close to the real deal.
19. A fancy dual-function vibrator that presses against your G-spot and uses air pulses on your clitoris at the same time to take you on one heck of a ride. The wand and clitoral vibrators can be controlled independently, so you really can tailor your vibe to suit your needs.
20. A clitoral massager that looks shockingly similar to an ocarina and will make you feel like you've just been blessed by a fairy (have I been playing to much Zelda? Probably). It focuses all its energy on your clitoris, so if that's you're sweet spot, you'll probably love this lil' guy.
21. A hot pink dual-sensation device with a vibrating head and soft silicone fronds to massage your clitoris. Reviewers say it hits the spot every time and that you get a lot of bang for your buck.
22. This bulbous four-speed vibrator that's simple, but effective. Its head is shaped like a tennis ball and is bound to get you in the game every time you use it.
23. This mini metallic massage wand that's small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. It has seven patterns and ten levels of intensity to choose from, so you're bound to find some that suit your vibe.
24. An itty bitty vibrating spaceship that'll give you out-of-this-world orgasms. Simply squeeze it to increase the intensity and let it rock your socks off.
25. A precision vibrator with two horns to diddle your Skittle. It has three different speeds and four vibration patterns that'll keep you entertained until you climax.
26. A sleek oral sex simulator that mimics the feeling of licking and sucking. It has a firm and precise nub that's like a tongue, but better, and will caress you into a state of pure bliss.
27. And finally, a bottle of silky, lightweight lubricant gel to ensure that everything goes smoothly.
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