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    These Indestructible Tights Are The Most Genius Fashion Invention, And I'm Not Even Kidding

    I don't know how I've been living my life without them.

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    Hi, my name is Alice, and I am a *very* clumsy person. I fall off sidewalks, I walk into doors, my centre of gravity is what one would describe as "poor." This doesn't bode well for my fragile cloth wardrobe (I should probably wear a suit of armour), which is why these miraculous Sheertex tights changed my life.

    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    You can get them from Sheertex starting at $128. Enjoy 15% off your first pair with code: BUZZFEED15 only at Sheertex.com!

    They're indestructible. Like, actually unbreakable. Like, they won't rip when you tumble off your electric scooter when you're going faster than you should and land in a pile of gravel (true story, don't wanna talk about it).

    A person pulling at the leggings with pliers
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    Don't believe me? Let's put Sheertex tights to the test with some standard household things.

    Scissors? No match.

    A person stretching out a pair of tights with scissors on their lap
    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    OK, I couldn't take a pic of me stabbing them with the scissors, but trust me, I did and the fabric did not budge.

    Dog teeth? As if.

    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    A kitchen knife? C'mon, Alice, you can do better than that.

    A person stabbing the stockings with a knife
    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    Basically, I went at these with every pointy thing at my disposal and the material didn't budge, so I think it's safe to say that these stockings won't get ruined on your day-to-day grind.

    A person pulling at the leggings
    @sheertex / Via instagram.com

    Now, besides being immune to my uncoordinated, graceless way of moving through life, they also look amazing.

    They come in a ton of patterns, like this heart print that honestly melted that icy thing that lives in my chest because it's just so gosh-darned CUTE.

    A person wearing the tights with their feet up on a chair
    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    Get them from Sheertex for $153. Available in sizes XS—3X and in multipacks.

    And this glorious argyle design that gives me studious Cher Horowitz/Elle Woods energy.

    A person wearing a dress with the tights
    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    Is she going to a library? Is she going to win a multi-million dollar court case? Or is she going to the grocery store to buy more Oreos? (Trick question, it's obvi option three).

    Get them from Sheertex for $128. Available in sizes XS—3X and in multipacks.

    If you're looking for a classic, their sheer option is the way to go.

    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    There's also a shaping style if you're looking for a bit more compression around your tum.

    You can get them from Sheertex starting at $128. Available in sizes XS—3X and in multipacks.

    But that's not all — they also have socks! Chaussettes! Foot bags! Whatever you wanna call 'em, I need them immediately because every sock I own has at least one hole in it.

    Sheertex / Via sheertex.com

    Get them from Sheertex for $20. Available in six colours, sizes M—L, and in multipacks. They come in a ton of other styles, too!

    And if you wanna keep it ~spicy~ there are thigh-high tights that make me want to become a lingerie person (I am currently a sweatpants person).

    A person pulling on the thigh-high tights
    @sheertex / Via instagram.com

    Get them from Sheertex for $76. Available in sizes XS—3X and in multipacks.

    All that's to say, if you hate getting runs in your tights and are as clumsy as I am, you probably need to order a pair of Sheertex tights, like, yesterday.

    You can get them from Sheertex starting at $128. And remember, you can get 15% off your first pair with code: BUZZFEED15 only at Sheertex.com!

    How you'll feel when you're wearing your new tights:

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