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    This Pet Hair Vacuum Changed My Life, And I'm Not Even Being Dramatic

    If loving a vacuum is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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    Hi, my name is Alice, and I am a messy person. I'm also one of those contradictory people who really hates messes, so having a dog that sheds is a bit of a struggle. That's why I got my hands on this miraculous Shark pet hair vacuum.

    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    You can get it on Amazon Canada for $329.99.

    Bobby (my border collie) is beautiful, but she loses hair like nobody's business. And it gets deep into my carpets and furniture, making it hard to get at with my weak cleaning tools (a lint roller and an ancient vacuum). It doesn't help that I am a hairy person, so my strands band together with hers, multiplying the problem by a million.

    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    Enter the Shark Rocket Pet Pro vacuum, the new love of my life (sorry, boyfriend).

    Bobby sniffing the vacuum
    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    This cleaning tool is life changing, y'all. It's designed specifically for people who have pets and has a self-cleaning brushroll that'll snatch up human tresses and pet hair with ease. Like, even the super-embedded stuff.

    The brush roll on the bottom of the vacuum
    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    Prior to owning this, I would give my carpet deep-tissue massages with my bare hands in an attempt to ball up debris and get it the heck out of my home.

    Before using this cordless vacuum, my naive little mind thought I had managed to clean my carpet at least semi-effectively. lol, jk, I was very wrong. The before picture looks like a clean carpet right? Well, check out all the disgusting stuff that was living inside. Cute!!!

    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    After I give my carpet the TLC it deserves, I go to town with it on my hardwood floors, because, guess what? This baby works on all types of terrain.

    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    And, once the floors seem pet hair-free enough for me to survive, I snap off the hose, switch up the attachment, and move onto my couch. Now, I'm the kind of responsible adult who washes their couch cushion covers once every few months, so I didn't think they'd be that bad.

    Alice vacuuming her couch cushions
    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    Hahahahhahah — This was what I got off ONE CUSHION. I am simultaneously horrified and impressed.

    Alice holding a ball of hair
    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    Speaking of attachments, this delightful doodad comes with several! There's a long attachment (great for vacuuming floors), nozzle attachment (perfect for nooks and crannies), and two brush attachments (stellar for cushions and cars).

    Three of the attachments surrounded by plants
    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    And once you're done cleaning your house, you just use the dirt ejector to plop all that gross debris into your trash can (without having to touch it).

    Alice throwing out the contents of her vacuum
    Alice Prendergast / Via BuzzFeed

    All that's to say, if you have a lot of hair and/or your pet has a lot of hair, you probably need this cordless vacuum in your life.

    You can get it on Amazon Canada for $329.99.

    Happy cleaning!

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