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    28 Things To Buy Yourself Because Mercury Is In Retrograde And You Deserve It

    These products may help get you through the weirdness.

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. A best-selling posture corrector that'll stop you from slouching and maybe even cure your backaches. The design is pretty low-key, so you can wear it under your clothes and no one will know.

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    Reviewers say they felt a difference right away and mention that it's super simple put on and adjust.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $29.98.

    2. A divided cutlery holder that stacks your forks, knives, and spoons on top of each other. It only takes up a fraction of a drawer so you have more space for all your cooking tools and knick-knacks.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $13.20. Also available for knives, cutlery and knives, and utensils and gadgets.

    3. A pack of all-natural boot wipes that are strong enough to even remove salt stains (everyone's nightmare). They're also great for jackets and handbags, so go ahead and scrub down your whole wardrobe with 'em.

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    They work on suede, rubber, fabric, and nubuck (AKA almost everything).

    Get a pack of 15 for $8.99.

    4. A silicone baking mat that'll keep your 'za from sticking to your sheet pan. Reviewers love how it saves them from wasting parchment paper and delivers a crispy crust every time.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $23.97.

    5. A pack of Cosrx pimple patches with over 1,000 positive reviews that'll magically make your zits disappear overnight. Reviewers swear by them and say they work best if you poke your pimple lightly before applying.

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    Get a three-pack for $13.50.

    6. A cushy car seat belt pad that'll make your commute more comfortable. If your seatbelt always jabs into your neck or causes chafing when you're rocking a tank top, you probably need this in your life.

    You can also use it on backpacks, shoulder bags, diaper bags, and basically anything else that rests on your shoulder.

    Get a pack of two on Amazon Canada for $10.99. Available in three colours and in a pack of four.

    7. A magical Revlon heated brush that dries, volumizes, and styles all in one go. It'll save you from massively damaging your hair with back-to-back rounds of blow drying, straightening, and curling, so that's a major win, too.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $64.96. Also available in black.

    8. A set of safari butt magnets that'll add a touch of humour to your fridge, because animal bums are always funny. They're also great additions to lockers and magentic memo boards.

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    Get a set of six on Amazon Canada for $20. Available in four animal styles.

    9. A genius water bottle with a built-in mister that'll help you cool off after a run or intense workout sesh. Reviewers say it delivers a super fine, refreshing mist and note that it's an awesome accessory for vacation in hot destinations.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $14.36+. Available in three colours.

    10. A bottle of luxurious beard oil that's packed with grape seed, jojoba, almond, and argan oil, to add the perfect level of softness and shine. I actually steal this from my boyfriend to use as hair oil and it works like a dream.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $20.50.

    11. A selection of wonderfully sarcastic sticky notepads that are the perfect addition to any office desk. They say exactly how you feel, so you don't accidentally utter it out loud to your boss.

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    Get a pack of eight on Amazon Canada for $21.24.

    12. A massive cotton pillow that stretches the entire width of your bed so that you won't find yourself buried in a pillow crevasse when you wake up. Reviewers say it makes for an awesome body pillow and is a saviour for side sleepers because it moulds to your body's curves and contours.

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    Reviewers say it's also great for pregnant people.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $36.99.

    13. A deck of Serenflipity cards that will help spark your creativity, connect with people, and try new things. They'll get you out of your comfort zone and shake up your boring routine when you need a bit of extra encouragement.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $17.53.

    14. An assortment of Japanese snacks that'll cure all your cravings and introduce you to things you can't get at your corner store. Reviewers love how much variety there is and say there's a perfect sweet to savoury ratio of goodies.

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    Get a pack of 40 snacks on Amazon Canada for $23.99.

    15. A sleek humidifier with an LED touch display that'll keep your home from feeling stuffy until you can finally open your windows again. I love it because it keeps the tropical plants in my home jungle happy, too.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $188.93.

    16. A bottle of rose-infused witch hazel toner that'll help cleanse your skin without totally drying it out. Reviewers say it's helped with acne and blackheads, and that it's great for sensitive skin, so this may be your new holy grail skincare product.

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    It's all-natural and alcohol free.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $17.98. Also available in a sprayable version.

    Check out BuzzFeed's full review of the Thayer's Facial Mist.

    17. A magnetic laundry pad that will transform the top of your washer or dryer into an ironing board. Reviewers say it's a great space-saving solution if you don't have room in your laundry room for an ironing board.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $39.48.

    18. A donut tape dispenser that'll make your gift-wrapping adventures a whole lot cuter. Reviewers love how compact it is and say that it's easy to load and unload rolls of tape.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $8.02.

    19. A bottle of Samyang hot chicken nuclear sauce that will set your mouth on fire in the best way possible. This stuff is, like, bonkers hot, so don't drench your food in it or you may not be able to feel your tongue for days (been there, done that).

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $23.83+. Also available in an even spicier version.

    20. A pack of spiral hair ties that'll keep your hair free of unwanted crimps and tangles, even if you sleep with it in a messy bun or tie it up tight. They also look cuter than classic hair ties when you rock them on your wrists.

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    Get a pack of eight on Amazon Canada for $12.99.

    21. A set of colourful dip clips that can fasten right to your bowl or plate for easy access. These are awesome if you don't want your meal to become a swimming pool of sauce while you eat.

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    Get a set of four on Amazon Canada for $11.99.

    22. A classic scalp massager that increases blood circulation on your noggin and will help you destress by hitting acupressure points. Reviewers love the tingling sensation it delivers.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $3.59.

    23. An travel infinity scarf with a hidden pocket that is perfect for stowing away phones, wallets, and passports. If you don't want to carry around a bulky purse or backpack while you tour museums and galleries, this is the accessory for you.

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    It has little snaps that you can undo to transform it into a wrap, shawl, or travel blanket.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $54.79.

    24. A Wemo smart plug that you can control with your phone or tablet with the help of a free app. Now you can turn on your lights or your fan without leaving the comfort of your duvet cocoon.

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    It can also be connected to Alexa devices!

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $39.98.

    25. A pack of grippy yoga socks that'll keep you from slipping and sliding all over the hardwood floors in a fitness class. They have a closed toe to protect your feet from blisters and a cut-out on top to save your tootsies from getting super sweaty.

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    Get a two-pack of grey and black socks on Amazon Canada for $19.99. Available in four colour combos and three sizes.

    26. A puzzle dog food bowl with a groovy textured design to help your pet eat slower. If your four-legged friend is a bit of a speed eater, this may save them from a stomach ache.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $21.25+. Available in seven styles and five sizes.

    27. A compostable Pela phone case that you can bury in your garden once you're done using it. Reviewers say it looks great and does a good job of protecting your screen from getting banged up.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $54.95. Available in seven colours and for Android.

    28. And finally, a pocket-sized game of Kanoodle that'll keep you entertained everywhere you go. It's meant to be played solo and has over 100 puzzle challenges, so you'll never get bored.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $14.95.

    Happy spending!

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