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1. A winged eyeliner kit that'll give you that perfect cat eye with barely any effort. This set comes with a dual-ended, waterproof pen that has stamps for each eye and a liquid eyeliner pen to finish off the look.
2. An adjustable neck phone mount that is every lazy person's dream device. You just pop it onto your shoulders and stream or FaceTime to your heart's content, hands-free.
3. A pair of foldover joggers that are perfect for relaxing in savasana, in your bed, and everywhere else. Reviewers say they're so soft and comfy, and that they're even great to wear to the gym (a good motivator for when you're feeling too lazy to go).
4. A laundry-folding device that basically does all the work for you. Kiss that floordrobe goodbye, because you're about to have the neatest wardrobe in the world.
5. A set of tie-free shoe laces that'll transform your runners into slip-ons. They'll make putting on your shoes quicker and easier, and won't come undone if you break into a sprint.
6. A portable wine glass holder that sticks right to the wall of your shower or bathtub so that you can pregame while you get clean. It can suction onto almost any flat, shiny, dry surface, so you can probably find a few other creative places to use it in your home.
7. A cult-favourite heated brush that dries, volumizes, and styles locks, all in one go. Now you won't need to mess around with, like, a thousand hair tools.
8. A speedy egg cooker that'll whip up a protein-packed breakfast for you in mere minutes. It doesn't need to be monitored, so you can take a shower or watch another episode of Tiger King while it gets down to business.
9. An iRobot Roomba so that you never have to worry about sweeping or vacuuming your floors again. You can connect it to your phone via a free app and schedule when you want it to start cleaning, even from a distance.
10. A spinning makeup brush cleaner that magically removes the built-up product from your beauty tools in minutes — and dries them, too! Now you won't have to waste your precious hours of leisure scrubbing them down with your own two hands.
11. A Click and Grow indoor garden, if you want to start growing your own plants, but don't want to put in any effort. It's a basically super low-maintenance herb and vegetable that'll have you feeling like a seasoned botanist without even trying.
12. A pancake batter mixer that makes whipping up flapjacks so easy that you'll probably make them for every meal. All you do is add your ingredients, throw in the included BlenderBall, and shake it up to mix everything together.
13. A silk sleep mask with a stretchy strap that adjusts to fit your noggin perfectly. It'll block out every little bit of light so you can sleep long after the sun comes up.
14. A portable bedside caddy, so that you don't have to nap with journals, books, and electronics piled up in your bed (me ATM). Without the clutter, you'll be able to happily snooze your way through the day without rolling onto your stuff. No nightstand table, no problem.
15. An ultra-absorbent hair turban that'll make easy work of drying your locks without heat. It's comfy enough to wear while you sleep (my hair routine is just "sleep on it and see what happens," so this really appeals to me) and hooks into place with a button.
16. An Instant Pot, because you've finally run out of leftovers and need to start cooking your own meals again. It'll replace a ton of your single-use gadgets and generally make your meal prepping adventures a breeze.
17. A compact handheld steamer, because, let's face it, your clothes live in a wrinkly pile on the floor and that's not changing anytime soon. It's gentler on your garments than an iron and will get rid of unwanted pleats with just a few strokes.
18. A high tech Philips Sonicare toothbrush that does all the work for you, so you don't even have to make a scrubbing motion. It'll also improve your gum health, whiten your teeth, and get rid of plaque.
19. A jumbo TV remote that won't go missing in your couch cushions like your other tiny clickers. It's also great for anyone who hates putting on their glasses just to change the channel.
20. A tube of revolutionary peel-off eyebrow tattoo gel that'll make filling in your brows a breeze. It’ll tint your hair for up to three days, so you won’t have to repeat the process every morning. Plus, it costs way less than microblading.
21. A UV and LED curing lamp that'll help you get a salon-level gel mani, without leaving the comfort of your home. It has a built-in timer that'll let you know when it's time to switch hands, so you'll never overdo it.
22. A natural tooth-whitening pen that'll save you from booking an appointment with your dentist to rid you of your coffee stains. Why leave the house when you could do it at home and save money, too!
23. A Foreo Luna Mini 2 that'll scrub your entire face clean with T-Sonic pulses. It's gentle enough for sensitive skin and will get rid of makeup residue, dead skin cells, and just about anything else.
24. A smartphone-controlled Ember mug that'll keep your drink warm with the help of an app, so you'll never need to get up to reheat your beverage. The future really is now.
25. A bottle of fresh-scented dry shampoo that will make you feel like you've washed your hair without even stepping foot in the shower. It's also great for adding volume to limp locks, so you can use it for styling, too.
26. A petite Keurig coffee maker, because using a French press takes far too much work for a sloth like you. It also doesn't take up a lot of counter space, which is essential if you have a small kitchen.
27. And finally, a rolling foot file that'll scrape away every inch of hard, callused skin from your tootsies and leave them feeling silky smooth. Now you won't have to scrub away at your soles with a pumice stone to get your feet feeling fine!
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