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1. A winged eyeliner kit that'll give you that perfect cat eye with barely any effort. This set comes with a dual-ended, waterproof pen that has stamps for each eye and a liquid eyeliner pen to finish off the look.
Get it on Sephora Canada for $33.
2. An adjustable neck phone mount that is every lazy person's dream device. You just pop it onto your shoulders and stream or FaceTime to your heart's content, hands-free.
3. A pair of foldover joggers that are perfect for relaxing in savasana, in your bed, and everywhere else. Reviewers say they're so soft and comfy, and that they're even great to wear to the gym (a good motivator for when you're feeling too lazy to go).
4. A laundry-folding device that basically does all the work for you. Kiss that floordrobe goodbye, because you're about to have the neatest wardrobe in the world.
Get it on Bed Bath and Beyond Canada for $34.99.
5. A set of tie-free shoe laces that'll transform your runners into slip-ons. They'll make putting on your shoes quicker and easier, and won't come undone if you break into a sprint.
6. A portable wine glass holder that sticks right to the wall of your shower or bathtub so that you can pregame while you get clean. It can suction onto almost any flat, shiny, dry surface, so you can probably find a few other creative places to use it in your home.
7. A cult-favourite heated brush that dries, volumizes, and styles locks, all in one go. Now you won't need to mess around with, like, a thousand hair tools.
8. A speedy egg cooker that'll whip up a protein-packed breakfast for you in mere minutes. It doesn't need to be monitored, so you can take a shower or watch another episode of Tiger King while it gets down to business.
9. An iRobot Roomba so that you never have to worry about sweeping or vacuuming your floors again. You can connect it to your phone via a free app and schedule when you want it to start cleaning, even from a distance.
10. A spinning makeup brush cleaner that magically removes the built-up product from your beauty tools in minutes — and dries them, too! Now you won't have to waste your precious hours of leisure scrubbing them down with your own two hands.
11. A Click and Grow indoor garden, if you want to start growing your own plants, but don't want to put in any effort. It's a basically super low-maintenance herb and vegetable that'll have you feeling like a seasoned botanist without even trying.
I have one of these and it's super simple to use, even if you don't have a green thumb. Just drop the included plant pods, fill the device with water, plug it in, and let it get down to business. I love it because a) it makes me feel like a successful gardener b) thanks to the reservoir, my plants won't die if I forget to water them for weeks, and c) now I have fresh herbs at my disposal at all times.
Get it in grey on Best Buy Canada for $259.99. Also available in a smaller size. It comes with three basil plant pods, three tomato plant pods, and three lettuce plant pods.
12. A pancake batter mixer that makes whipping up flapjacks so easy that you'll probably make them for every meal. All you do is add your ingredients, throw in the included BlenderBall, and shake it up to mix everything together.
13. A silk sleep mask with a stretchy strap that adjusts to fit your noggin perfectly. It'll block out every little bit of light so you can sleep long after the sun comes up.
14. A portable bedside caddy, so that you don't have to nap with journals, books, and electronics piled up in your bed (me ATM). Without the clutter, you'll be able to happily snooze your way through the day without rolling onto your stuff. No nightstand table, no problem.
15. An ultra-absorbent hair turban that'll make easy work of drying your locks without heat. It's comfy enough to wear while you sleep (my hair routine is just "sleep on it and see what happens," so this really appeals to me) and hooks into place with a button.
"Since I ordered mine a little over a month ago, I've used it every night and every other time I shower, and am IN LOVE. It keeps my pillow from getting wet and my hair from dripping. I don't wake up with still-damp hair. And I'm so happy with the way my hair finishes drying while I'm freaking sleeping that I've been just running a brush through it in the morning and calling it good, all because it's *mostly* dry when I go to bed. It's not perfect, but I think it's pretty good for a heat-free and lazy routine." —Natalie Brown
Get it on The Bay for $36. Available in three colours.
16. An Instant Pot, because you've finally run out of leftovers and need to start cooking your own meals again. It'll replace a ton of your single-use gadgets and generally make your meal prepping adventures a breeze.
One BuzzFeed writer is obsessed with how versatile this gadget is. It can be used as a pressure cooker, slow cooker, rice/porridge cooker, yogurt maker, cake maker, egg cooker, steamer, warmer, and sterilizer, so everything else in your kitchen will probably start gathering dust.
Get an six-quart Instant Pot on The Bay for $159.99. Also available in eight-quart and ten-quart models.
17. A compact handheld steamer, because, let's face it, your clothes live in a wrinkly pile on the floor and that's not changing anytime soon. It's gentler on your garments than an iron and will get rid of unwanted pleats with just a few strokes.
18. A high tech Philips Sonicare toothbrush that does all the work for you, so you don't even have to make a scrubbing motion. It'll also improve your gum health, whiten your teeth, and get rid of plaque.
19. A jumbo TV remote that won't go missing in your couch cushions like your other tiny clickers. It's also great for anyone who hates putting on their glasses just to change the channel.
20. A tube of revolutionary peel-off eyebrow tattoo gel that'll make filling in your brows a breeze. It’ll tint your hair for up to three days, so you won’t have to repeat the process every morning. Plus, it costs way less than microblading.
Get it on Shoppers Drugmart for $9.99. Available in three colours.
21. A UV and LED curing lamp that'll help you get a salon-level gel mani, without leaving the comfort of your home. It has a built-in timer that'll let you know when it's time to switch hands, so you'll never overdo it.
22. A natural tooth-whitening pen that'll save you from booking an appointment with your dentist to rid you of your coffee stains. Why leave the house when you could do it at home and save money, too!
It's packed with mint, organic coconut oil, and hydrogen peroxide, and will help protect your enamel, too.
Get it on Urban Outfitters Canada for $29.
23. A Foreo Luna Mini 2 that'll scrub your entire face clean with T-Sonic pulses. It's gentle enough for sensitive skin and will get rid of makeup residue, dead skin cells, and just about anything else.
"Here's how it works: apply cleanser directly to your face, wet the LUNA, and move it around your face in circular motions. Throughout the 60-second process, the light on the bottom will flash and the whole thing will buzz, telling you to move the LUNA to another part of your face — from one cheek/side of your chin to the other, then your nose, and then your forehead. It removes up to 99.5% of dirt and oil — and leaves your face free of ANY makeup residue. I wear a full face every day, and I am consistently amazed by the results of this tool." —Maitland Quitmeyer
Get it on Sephora Canada for $159. Available in six colours.
24. A smartphone-controlled Ember mug that'll keep your drink warm with the help of an app, so you'll never need to get up to reheat your beverage. The future really is now.
It has a one-hour battery life on a single charge, but you can keep it on the included charging coaster for all-night use without dying.
Get it on Indigo for $149.95. Also available in a larger size and in white.
25. A bottle of fresh-scented dry shampoo that will make you feel like you've washed your hair without even stepping foot in the shower. It's also great for adding volume to limp locks, so you can use it for styling, too.
Get it on Sephora Canada for $30.
26. A petite Keurig coffee maker, because using a French press takes far too much work for a sloth like you. It also doesn't take up a lot of counter space, which is essential if you have a small kitchen.
Get it on Keurig Canada for $89.99. Available in six colours.
27. And finally, a rolling foot file that'll scrape away every inch of hard, callused skin from your tootsies and leave them feeling silky smooth. Now you won't have to scrub away at your soles with a pumice stone to get your feet feeling fine!
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