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    32 Probably Life-Changing Sex Toys That'll Make You Scream Your Own Name

    Prepare to have your world rocked.

    1. This bestselling clitoral sucking vibrator that'll rock your world with its ten suction and vibration patterns. Reviewers say that it can be a little tricky to find the right spot if you've never used a device like this before, but once you do, the feeling is absolutely bananas.

    2. A high-frequency vibrator that'll flick that bean like never before with its oscillating antenna. You can also flip it and reverse it, using the wide end to get all up in you and target your G-spot. Reviewers say it's super powerful and even puts some of their luxury sex toys to shame.

    3. A 2-in-1 vibrator that simulates the feeling of licking and sucking, and will give your poor partner's neck a break. It may be tiny, but reviewers say that its tongue moved at lightning speed to deliver maximum pleasure. Please excuse me while I add it to my own cart.

    4. A remote-controlled vibrating egg that will shake and quake you all the way to climax without making a peep (essential if you have roommates). Reviewers say it's surprisingly powerful for its size, so it turns out good things really do come in small packages.

    5. The legendary Satisfyer Pro 2 that is the gift that keeps on giving (at least where orgasms are concerned). It simulates oral sex by using a pressure vacuum and vibrations, and reviewers are obsessed with how it can go from gentle to earth shattering with the touch of a button.

    6. Or, if you want to make your vacation a little sexier, a discreet, travel-sized Satisfyer Pro that has all the functions of the OG model, but is small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. It comes with a magnetic cap to keep it clean and germ free in your suitcase.

    7. A curved rabbit vibrator with a thrusting shaft and vibrating bunny ears to diddle your Skittle. Reviewers love that it hits all their hot spots at once and keeps them guessing with different patterns.

    8. A fancy dual-function vibrator that presses against your G-spot and uses air pulses on your clitoris at the same time to take you on one heck of a ride. The wand and clitoral vibrators can be controlled independently, so you really can tailor your vibe to suit your needs.

    9. A tongue-shaped vibrator that is equipped with ten vibration patterns and rotates 360° to deliver serious pleasure at every angle. Yes, it looks a little bonkers, but sometimes weird is good, y'all.

    10. This pear-shaped wonder that'll give you an orgasm without even touching your body. It uses sorcery (also known as air pulse technology) to rev you up, and changes its rhythm every time you use it so you'll never get bored.

    11. This simple, yet effective massage wand that's small enough to fit in your luggage (who says you can't join the mile-high club alone?). It has eight speeds and 20 patterns to choose from, so you're bound to find some that suit your vibe.

    12. A 7-inch confetti dildo that'll make everyday feel like your birthday. It's both firm and flexible and can be suctioned onto most smooth surfaces, if you're playing solo and need a little assistance.

    13. Or, if you're looking for something a little less jazzy, a flexible penis dildo that looks and feels like the real deal. Reviewers say it's the perfect size (it's 8.27 inches) and really hits the spot.

    14. A warming rabbit vibrator that'll heat things up in your bedroom (literally). It has dual-motors, offers ten vibration patterns, and targets your G-spot and clitoris simultaneously to drive you straight to pleasure town. Honestly, if that doesn't put the "oh" in orgasm for you, I don't know what will.

    15. A butt plug vibrator with a remote control, which is super fun if you want to bring your partner into the equation (but great for using solo, too). Reviewers say that it's the perfect size and will rock your world with its ten vibration modes.

    16. This penguin pal that looks downright adorable but will get all sorts of nasty with you in the sheets. It has eleven different air pulse settings to choose from that are guaranteed to give you that sweet release.

    17. A dual-ended vibrator that's got two prongs and is sure to start your engine. Reviewers love how creative they can get with it and say its seven speeds are super powerful and orgasm-inducing.

    18. A splurge-worthy Lelo vibrator, because, let's face it, you deserve a little luxury. It has eight vibration patterns and reviewers say it helps you reach your climax in mere moments.

    19. A sonic pulsating massager that looks shockingly similar to an ocarina (have I been playing to much Zelda? Probably). It has eight settings and reviewers say it can even get them to climax at its lowest setting, which is pretty darn impressive.

    20. A fancy stainless steel vibrator that's totally inconspicuous and pretty enough to be worn as jewelry. Can any of your other necklaces give you an orgasm? I think not.

    21. A 50 Shades of Grey rabbit vibe that'll allow you to play out your Christian Grey fantasies IRL (Jamie Dornan is not included, my sincerest apologies). It has a pulsating head, ears that flick, and can thrust away for a whole hour when fully charged.

    22. A Womanizer wand that uses air technology to bless you with some wild orgasms. It has eight levels of intensity and reviewers say it works its magic in seconds and can get them to climax multiple times in a single sesh.

    23. A Fleshlight, if you need to get your pickle tickled, but are tired of jerkin' the gherkin with your own hand. Don't stress about size — the suction head and can be tightened or loosened to fit you like a glove.

    24. A Lelo vibrator with six pulsing modes that's gently curved to get all up in your business in the best way possible. Reviewers say they'd give it ten stars if they could, thanks to its power and effectiveness in the boudoir.

    25. An eight-speed colourful mini bullet that you can hide in plain sight with your makeup collection. Lipstick or vibrator? That's one secret I'll never tell, xoxo.

    26. Or, if you're not feeling quite so spendy, this equally awesome Durex bullet that's under $20, but performs like a million bucks.

    27. A hand-blown glass dildo that kinda, sorta looks like it was crafted by Dale Chihuly (hello, art scholars). You can microwave it or chill it to spice things up with a bit of temperature play.

    28. This Paloqueth rabbit with over 2,000 positives reviews that'll get you goin' in no time with its realistic head and lightning fast ears. Reviewers say it's a great option for newbies, so it may be worth sampling if you're new to the wonderful world of sex toys.

    29. A palm-sized clitoral vibrator with two horns to double your fun. It has three different speeds and a ton of vibration patterns that'll keep you entertained until you climax.

    30. A Sweet Vibrations rabbit that's dubbed "The Perfect Match" for a reason. It has ten settings, ranging from low-key to absolutely nuts, and is just the right amount of flexible, without being too squishy or soft.

    31. An OG Magic Wand, because you don't need to mess with perfection. It's been on the market for over 50 years and reviewers are obsessed with how powerful it is.

    32. And finally, a bottle of water-based lube to make sure everything goes smoothly when the fun begins. To quote Sebastian the crab, "Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me."

    You after putting all your new toys to work:

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