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1. A box of Pedialyte electrolyte freezies that taste great and will help you battle dehydration. One reviewer says they're the perfect cure for summer hangovers, so stock up before you hit the sangria.
2. A pack of chewable Listerine tablets, in case your nausea gets the best of you and you don’t have your toothbrush. They'll give you that clean mouth feeling and keep your breath smelling fresh for up to four hours.
3. And a set of stainless steel tongue scrapers that'll help you rid your mouth of gross build-up and bacteria after an evening of beer, nachos, and god knows what else. Reviewers rave about how they've helped freshen their breath, too!
4. A breakfast sandwich maker that'll help you master the art of the hangover sammy, so you don't have to spend a fortune on delivery. The instructions are simple: pile in the ingredients, let them cook for a few minutes, then slide out the plates to assemble the sammy.
5. A fragrance-free cleansing balm that'll melt off all your makeup, even waterproof mascara. If you have a tendency to sleep with your makeup on after boozy evenings, this will help you scrub everything away.
6. An Alexa-enabled Echo Plus that'll be your personal assistant when you can't even fathom moving. You can connect it to your lights and thermostat, so you won't have to emerge from your blanket cocoon to do basic tasks.
7. A bottle of fresh-scented dry shampoo, because, let's face it, you're not setting foot in the shower today. Reviewers say it's also great for adding volume to limp locks, so you can use it for styling on days when you're trying to look more put together.
8. A jade crystal roller and massaging tool that'll cool and de-puff your face if you're looking a little worse for wear. It can also help you work product into your pores without irritating your skin.
9. A set of braided lightning chargers of various lengths, including one that's a whopping ten feet long. Now you won't have to get out of bed to charge your devices and can scroll while your battery refills.
10. A cure-to-go in the form of dissolvable electrolyte tablets. Reviewers say these are the perfect secret weapon for hangovers and work their magic in under an hour.
11. A pillowy soft cotton sleep mask that'll block out every little bit of light and give you the best sleep of your life. Now you can happily sleep until 3 p.m. without the sun ruining your life.
12. A time-marked water bottle that'll encourage you to drink more water, because everyone knows hydration helps defeat hangovers. It has a sturdy flip lock that'll keep any water from leaking out if you knock it over on a trip to the fridge.
13. A portable laptop and breakfast tray so you don't have to leave the comfort of your bed or couch for anything. The cut outs in the wood save your laptop from overheating, so you can spend hours streaming without any interruptions.
14. A cushioned yoga mat if you're the kind of person who needs to sweat out a hangover (not me, but do your thing). Reviewers love how soft it is and say it offers a solid amount of support during workouts.
15. A handy reacher tool that'll help you grab your remote or pick up snacks that are just out of arm's reach. You simply squeeze the handle to wrap the claw around what you want, then bring it on over to you.
16. A pair of noise-cancelling ear plugs to help you block out literally everything. Got a roommate? Are they noisy in the morning? If you answered yes, you need these.
17. A Bloody Mary cocktail kit, if hair of the dog is your ultimate hangover cure. It has everything you need to create a killer cocktail, aside from the juice and the booze (make sure you stock up on those beforehand).
18. A mini Keurig coffee maker that brews enough for one perfect cup of joe so that you can get your caffeine fix without wasting a full pot of coffee. Reviewers love that it doesn't take up a lot of counter space, which is essential if you have a small kitchen.
19. A pack of collagen face masks that'll help bring your dry, dehydrated skin back to life. Reviewers love the healthy, glowy results and say that they even help combat acne.
20. Or a bottle of Mario Badescu spot treatment that'll help banish any zits that developed overnight thanks to your 3 a.m. drive-thru mission. Reviewers say it works wonders on cystic acne and tough spots that don't want to budge.
21. A sturdy universal phone mount that is every lazy, hungover person's dream doodad. Clip it to your bed, desk, or breakfast tray and hands-free stream or FaceTime hands-free to your heart’s content.
22. Some hangover-busting tea that'll help you bounce back after consuming a few too many shots. It's packed with ingredients that'll settle your stomach and promote hydration, making it the perfect drink for a brutal morning.
23. A huge body pillow that'll hug your body's curves and contours, and keep you crazy comfortable. There's nothing like surrounding yourself in cloudlike softness when you're not feeling your best.
24. A robotic vacuum that'll clean up the mess you made of your apartment last night. It's as quiet as a microwave, so it won't interrupt your nap you while it sweeps up messes.
25. A tube of coffee bean eye cream that's packed with vitamins and antioxidants. It'll help you look more awake and alert, even if you've only had, like, two hours of sleep.
26. A DIY kombucha brewing kit so you can create your own naturally fizzy beverages and get those post-party probiotics without spending a small fortune. Healthy gut, here you come.
27. A bestselling weighted blanket that'll hug you through the worst of times. Reviewers say has helped them fall asleep faster, aided their anxiety, and helped with insomnia and PTSD.
28. A jelly lip mask that'll get your chapped, dehydrated pout some much-needed moisture. Reviewers say that you can even wear them overnight.
29. A case of coconut water that's jam-packed with antioxidants and is as hydrating as any energy drink.
30. A stick of Maybelline concealer that'll trick people into thinking you got a full night of sleep. Reviewers say it has killer coverage and can be used on blemishes, too.
31. And finally, when all else fails, Advil.
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favour.
