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    29 Genius Products That'll Make You Scream, "Don't Care How, I Want It Now"

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    1. A hot dog slicer that'll leave you with a perfectly crisp weenie every time. Reviewers say the crevices allow sauce and spices to seep deep into the dogs, making them a hundred times tastier.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $25.99.

    2. A humidifier cleaning fish that'll make your tank look like an aquarium and reduce the buildup of odour-causing bacteria, mould, and algae. If you want the air you breathe to be as fresh as possible, you need this lil swimmer in your life.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $22.55.

    3. A pair of footwear deodorizers to keep your kicks from stinking up your entire home. They're packed with activated charcoal that prevents the buildup of harmful mould, mildew, bacteria, and fungi, so your feet will be healthier and happier, too.

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    Get a pack of two on Amazon Canada for $11.68+. Available in four styles.

    4. A pair of onion chopping goggles that'll keep you from blubbering up a storm while you slice and dice. They have a foam seal that blocks out vapors and fog-free lenses, so you can even cook with them on.

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    They can also be used to protect your eyes during yard work, bike riding, and skiing.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $25.48.

    5. An itty bitty foldable comb that'll remove any excess mascara from your lashes. Reviewers say it works wonders for eliminating clumps and is super easy to clean.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $14.30.

    6. A back hair shaver with over 6,000 positive reviews that'll get rid of any unwanted extra fuzz with ease. It has an ergonomic, S-shaped handle that makes getting at those hard-to-reach spots a breeze and can be used on wet or dry skin.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $44.93.

    7. A set of meat claws that will give you the power of a Wolverine in the kitchen. They're perfect for shredding up meat for tacos, salads, or pulled pork sandwiches.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $22.65. Also available in red.

    8. A set of durable bag holders that makes stowing away shopping bags, purses, and garment bags a cinch. They clip right onto your car headrests and will ensure that your backseat doesn't turn into a floordrobe.

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    You can rotate them out of the way when they're not in use, or just unclip them. They're super easy to install and uninstall.

    Get a pack of four on Amazon Canada for $11.06.

    9. A container of gel cleaning putty that you can use to peel the dirt off your keyboard, car dashboard, air conditioner, and pretty much everything else you own. It feels like slime, so it's super fun to use, too.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $11.99.

    10. A weighted sleep mask that'll give you the most restful and relaxed sleep ever, which you probably need after all those holiday parties. One reviewer loves how it helps muffle sounds (great if you live in a high traffic area or noisy building).

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    You can lay it freely over your eyes, or secure it by pulling its tail through the open slit at its opposite end.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $39+. Available in four colours.

    11. A portable drink holder that you can clip to almost anything so that you don't have to juggle your morning coffee or water bottle with all your other stuff. Reviewers say it's a lifesaver for morning commutes and public transit journeys.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $15.99.

    12. A accupressure back stretcher that can easily strap onto any chair or car seat and will help release pain and knots by hitting pressure points. Reviewers say it's helped correct their posture and relieved some of their chronic back pain, too.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $26.98. Also available in green.

    13. A bottle emptying kit that'll help you get at every last drop of your barbecue sauce, salad dressing, marinade, and everything in between. It fits most plastic standard screw-top bottles, so you don't need to stress about sizing.

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    The set includes six dispensing stands, which can be used alone or with one of the six adapters for bottles with smaller necks.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $30.24. Also available in a larger set.

    14. A box of Pedialyte electrolyte freezies that taste great and will help you battle even your most brutal hangover. One reviewer says they're the perfect cure for those rough summer mornings, so stock up before you hit the sangria.

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    They come in a combo pack of grape, blue raspberry, cherry, and orange.

    Get a pack of 16 on Amazon Canada for $10.99.

    15. A set of silicone waffle tongs with a beveled edge that'll help you grab your fluffy breakfast treats without puncturing them. They're awesome for serving and for getting your waffles from a hot iron to your plate.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $11.99.

    16. A pair of exfoliating foot peel booties that are made with smoothing and moisturizing ingredients and will make you shed your dead skin like a snake (equal parts gross and satisfying).

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    The regular sizes fits up to men's size 13, and there's an XL version if you're working with anything bigger.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $7.99. Available in six scents and double and triple packs.

    17. A personal water filtering straw that you'll definitely want to bring on your next vacation abroad. It's great for backpacking and is a solid alternative to iodine tablets and bulky purifiers.

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    It can filter up to 1,000 litres of contaminated water without any chemicals and doesn't need any batteries to get down to business.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $25.99.

    18. A tube of Below the Belt cream that'll keep your junk smelling like a woodsy floral bouquet, instead of, well, junk. It'll also keep your nether region fresh, dry, and comfortable, so you may be doing less "adjusting" over the course of your day.

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    Reviewers say it's like deodorant for their balls and is pretty much essential for sweaty summers.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $10.50. Available in three scents.

    19. A pair of cut-resistant gloves to keep your fingers hands from getting nicked while you prep your ingredients. They also fend off odours, so definitely throw 'em on when you're chopping garlic and other smelly foods.

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    They're machine washable, so you can just toss them in the laundry when you're done cooking. Keep in mind that they are slash-proof but not puncture-proof, so you probably shouldn't attempt any crazy new knife tricks.

    Get them on Amazon Canada for $5.90+. Available in sizes S-XL.

    20. A silicone storage caddy to store your hot tools in while they cool down. You can clip it to your towel rack or bring it with your on the go. Now, you won't accidentally melt anything or burn your house down.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $14.52+. Available in five colours.

    21. A wooden perpetual calendar that you won't have to replace after 365 days. It'll also add a rustic-chic touch to your desk space or kitchen counter and look a heck of a lot cuter than whatever you're working with now.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $10.99.

    22. A Wilton bake pan set that you can rejig to create different numbers, letters, and shapes. It'll see you through countless birthdays and special occasions, so you'll definitely get your money's worth.

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    The set includes everything you need to bake shaped cakes in all 26 letters of the alphabet and numbers zero to nine. It's also safe to put in the dishwasher.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $20.

    23. A fluffy glow in the dark blanket that you'll be able to locate, even when your living room is pitch black. Now you won't have to burn your retinas with your overhead light when you've fallen asleep on your couch and just want something to snuggle.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $71.22.

    24. A no-spill ice cube tray with a silicone lid that seals water in. It also prevents your ice cubes from absorbing freezer odours, so you won't get a faint taste of garlic or roast chicken the next time you crunch down on a cube.

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    It's also great for creating broth or herb cubes.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $21.97.

    25. An electric fabric shaver that'll remove the pilled-up lint that's accumulated on your carpet, furniture, and sheets. You can also use it on clothes, which is obviously a major win.

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    BuzzFeed writer Kaysey Davis says: "I got this because my favourite sweaters were starting to look kind of grungy. I tried using lint rollers, but they weren't picking up enough of the pills on my knits, and it was so time consuming. This electric shaver got rid of ALL the annoying pills and my sweaters look good as new. It's super gentle on clothes and it took way less time to get rid of the pills. I'll definitely be using this going forward."

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $18.99.

    26. A magical toilet stamp that cleans away stains and rings with every flush. It's also scented, so your bathroom will always smell fresh, no matter what goes on in there.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $9.98. Also available in a pack of two.

    27. A cushy car seat belt pad that'll make your commute more comfortable. If your seatbelt always jabs into your neck or causes chafing when you're rocking a tank top, this will be your new best friend.

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    You can also use it on backpacks, shoulder bags, diaper bags, and basically anything else that rests on your shoulder.

    Get a pack of two on Amazon Canada for $10.99. Available in three colours and in a pack of four.

    28. A stainless steel kitchen bar that'll remove smelly cooking odours from your hands and won't melt down like regular soap, so you can use it over and over again. You don't even need water to make it work!

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    It's dishwasher safe, so you can just throw it in with your bowls and plates if it gets dirty.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $13.99.

    29. And finally, a microgreen garden that doubles as a fish tank. In this closed-looped ecosystem, the plants clean the water and the fish feed the plants, so everyone gets what they need. All you need to do is adopt a fish!

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    It comes with everything you need to get started: a shatter-resistant fish tank, gravel, organic seeds, grow stones, and natural de-chlorinator.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $133.74.

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