1. A mini waffle maker that'll have you creating spooky lil' breakfast delights. It'll sear a skull right into your batter, leaving you with a masterpiece that's much more hardcore than a traditional flapjack.

2. An autumnal candle that'll keep your apartment smelling 💯. It has notes of mandarin, cedarwood, and amber so it'll be a cozy change from the fresh 'n' floral scents of summer.

3. A set of plant badges that'll keep you on a first-name basis with your collection of ferns and cacti. They even have water markers so you'll know when you should be feeding your greenery.

4. A Baggu fanny pack that's the perfect minimalist accessory for toting around your necessities. The band is adjustable so you can wear it a ton of different ways and not worry about it sliding off.

5. An eggplant stress ball that'll give you something to take your negative energy out on so you won't turn into a ball of rage. It's cute enough to keep on display and will definitely be a talking point when your coworkers spot it in the background of your Zoom call.

6. A wellness workbook that'll help you get your thoughts out on paper so you can actually destress. It's packed with goal pages, relaxation techniques, tips, tear-away cards, balance charts, weekly check-ins, and much more.

7. A ribbed beanie that'll keep your noggin warm all fall and winter. It'll also help hide your unwashed roots if you're having a less-than-great hair day (a win-win in my book).

8. A pack of laundry detergent strips that'll clean your clothes without releasing any nasty chemicals into the water. They don't require any measuring so you can do your laundry on autopilot.

9. A sherpa backrest that's more supportive than the fluffy pillows you snooze on. Whether you like working from the comfort of your bed or want something to prop you up while you're reading, this is bound to come in handy.

10. A tin of Artifact overnight lip mask that'll hydrate your pout while you snooze. It’s packed with good-for-skin ingredients (like honey, avocado oil, and marshmallow root) that’ll help transform your sandpaper-y smile.

11. A pair of pearl hoops that'll add a bit of vintage flair to any outfit. They're super lightweight so you won't need to worry about them tugging on your lobes.

12. A sloth heating pad that's small enough to tuck into the waistband of your sweatpants when Aunt Flow rolls into town. You can also pop it in the freezer and use it as an ice pack when you're in the mood for some frosty relief.

13. A pack of reusable nail polish remover wipes that'll save you from going through a million cotton pads every time you want to redo your mani. Their texture makes it easy to tackle stuck-on polish and they won't leave behind stray hairs like cotton balls would.

14. A set of solar system erasers that are way cuter than the plain old bricks you usually use. Plus, you'll always know which erasers are yours because they're so unique.

15. An everything bagel kit that'll have you creating doughy delights in your own kitchen. Not only will it make you feel like a bona fide baker, but it’ll save you from waiting in line at Timmies for breakfast.
16. A lunch bag that's made of eco-friendly washable paper and is *way* more stylish than the one you used as a kid. It comes with a long strap so you can hold it by its handle or wear it as a crossbody bag.

17. A tea timer that'll let you know exactly how long to brew your black, green, and white teas. Now you'll never be stuck drinking a watered-down Orange Pekoe or English Breakfast blend.

18. A tin of omega-packed Province Apothecary rescue balm that'll soothe and soften your skin, leaving it as smooth as a baby's booty. From dry digit to cracked heels, this stuff can handle just about anything.

19. A pair of resistance bands if you want to make your workouts a bit more challenging. It comes with one light band and one heavy band so you can easily adjust the intensity. Oh, and they're equipped with interior grips so they won't slide around while you squat.
20. A set of hilarious magnets that'll jazz up your boring fridge with feline fannies. Now you'll lol every time you grab snack.

21. A faux leather earbud case that'll save your tiniest tech accessories from getting bashed around in your bag. You can wrap the cord around the interior flap so you won't have to unravel a tangled mess every time you want to listen to your jams.
22. A copy of The Silent Patient that proves how much silence can actually say. The novel follows Theo, a psychotherapist who is passionate about getting Alicia, his patient and a famous painter who seemingly murdered her husband, to talk about her crimes after years of silence.

23. A travel utensil set so you'll never be stuck without a fork when you get your food to go. They're made of stainless steel and come with a silicone pouch that'll keep bits of food from getting all over your stuff when you throw it back in your bag.

24. A birch wood monitor stand that'll keep your screen at the perfect height so you won't mess with your spine. It has storage space underneath where you can keep extra stationery supplies that don't have a home on your desk.

25. A pack of word magnets that you can use to create your daily mantras right on your fridge. The set comes with 300 magnets so you can even use it to start putting together your future award-winning novel.

26. A set of granite rocks that'll keep your drinks cold without watering them down (just remember to pop 'em in the freezer before your guests arrive). They come in four different colours so you can use them as low-key drink markers, too.

27. And finally, a smartphone-controlled Ember mug that'll keep your coffee or tea warm with the help of a free app. Now you won't be stuck sipping on a tepid drink halfway through the day.
