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1. An iconic Satisfyer Pro 2 that's garnered a reputation for its orgasm-inducing talents. It simulates oral sex with air pulsations and vibrations and over 40,000 reviewers are obsessed with how it can go from gentle to earth-shattering with the touch of a button.
2. A tiny bullet vibrator that's under $15 but will perform like a million bucks in your boudoir. Reviewers say it's whisper-quiet, meaning you won't wake up your roommates when you want to get your groove on in the middle of the night.
3. An adorbs fruity vibe that'll drive you bananas in the bedroom (lol, get it?). Reviewers love that it can be used as both a sucker and a vibrator and say that it's super soft and smooth.
4. A simple, yet effective massage wand that has eight speeds and 20 patterns to choose from so you're bound to find some that suit your ~interests~. Reviewers love how easy it is to maneuver and say that it blesses them multiple orgasms every time they use it.
5. A classic rabbit that'll woo you with its flicking bunny ears and textured wand. Reviewers say it makes for a great beginner toy but that it's equally as satisfying for seasoned pros.
6. A dual-ended vibrator that can be used anywhere on your body, thanks to its unique shape. Reviewers love how versatile it is and say that their other vibes have been gathering dust since purchasing it.
7. An OG Magic Wand because you don't need to mess with perfection. It's been on the market for over 50 years and reviewers are obsessed with the amount of motion it puts in their oceans.
8. A fancy stainless steel vibrator that's equal parts fashionable and functional. Reviewers love that it's totally inconspicuous and pretty enough to be worn as jewellery. Can any of your other necklaces give you an orgasm? I think not.
9. A beginner-friendly trio of vibrating butt plugs that'll have your booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere. Reviewers say they're super powerful when they hit top speed and love that the set comes with a bullet vibrator for good measure.
10. A sonic wave massager that looks shockingly similar to an ocarina and will make you feel like you've just been blessed by a fairy (have I been playing too much Zelda? Probably). Reviewers say it's easy to control, charges super fast, and always gets their toes curling.
11. A rose-shaped vibe that has over 9,000 positive reviews and is a way better use of your money than buying a bouquet of flowers that'll die in a week. It has ten vibration modes and simulates oral sex so your partner can give their poor neck a break.
12. An eco-friendly pear-shaped wonder that's made of biodegradable, zero-waste materials so you won't have to mess with Mother Nature to get your rocks off. Reviewers love that they can set it to autopilot for a fun, unpredictable sesh.
13. A Tenga masturbation sleeve that'll tickle your pickle while looking like a work of art. The spiral will loosen and tighten as you do your business, giving you an added dose of frisky fun. Reviewers say it can take a sec to get used to but that once you find your rhythm, it's life-changing.
14. This simple model that proves that not every sex toy needs a ton of bells and whistles to be effective. Reviewers say it's firm but flexible and say the textured shaft makes the experience even better.
15. A double-sided jelly dildo so that you and your partner can get your rocks off at the same time (sharing is caring). Reviewers love how it's simultaneously firm and flexible, and that it doesn’t have the plastic-y smell that many jelly toys do.
16. A crystal dildo that could probably be mistaken for a Sailor Moon cosplay wand. Reviewers say it's a nice change from plastic toys and love that it can be cooled or warmed with water for temperature play.
17. A discreet wearable vibrator with a remote control that'll slide right into your undies. Reviewers say it has really spiced things up with their partners and love that it isn't bulky or uncomfortable to wear for longer periods of time.
18. This 3-in-1 rabbit with a thrusting shaft, vibrating bunny ears, and jiggling beads that can really do it all. Reviewers love that it hits all their hot spots at once and keeps them guessing with different patterns.
19. A C-shaped gadget that has ten settings and can be remote-controlled from up to ten metres away. Reviewers are into how easy it is to switch up positions with this toy and say that it's super fun to use with their partners.
20. A penguin pal that looks downright adorable but will get all sorts of nasty with you in the sheets. Reviewers say it simulates oral sex like nothing else and love that it doesn't look as intimidating as other models.
Have fun, friends.
