1. A Wet n Wild blush if the corpse look just ain't it for you. It's sheer, but buildable so you can decide just how much of a punch you want it to pack.
2. A Tide To Go pen that'll get rid of stains in a ⚡️flash⚡️. Whether a bird did you dirty or you let some ketchup slip from your burger bun onto your shirt, this will be your knight in shining armour.
3. A pair of hydrating Aveeno hand masks if your digits could use a little TLC and hand cream just isn't cutting it. Reviewers say they're great for eczema and can transform even the driest, most cracked hands.
4. A colouring book for adults filled with under-the-sea doodles for you to shade in. They're so pretty, you may even wanna hang them on your walls when you're done.
5. A bottle of St. Ives body wash that's formulated with oatmeal and shea butter to soothe and moisturize your skin. Reviewers love the vanilla scent and say it lathers up like a dream.
6. A shaker of white cheddar popcorn topper that'll take your kernels to the next level. You can also use it on other dishes if you're feeling adventurous (or just ran out of real cheese).
8. A pack of springy cat toys that'll give your feline friend something to do other than destroy your furniture. Reviewers love that they're light enough for their cats to toss on their own and say that they keep them entertained for hours on end.
9. A handy faux loonie and quarter coin so you can always get a shopping cart — even when you're fresh outta change. They're made of sturdy plastic that won't get caught in the slot and can easily be looped onto your keyring (meaning you'll never be without them).
10. A lil' tub of Nivea cream that'll save your skin from whatever the weather is doing right now. Reviewers love that it doesn't leave behind any greasiness and some have even found that it helps clear up their eczema.
11. A dish wand that'll make scrubbing down your pots 'n' pans less of a chore. Simply fill the handle with soap and get to work — no more squeezin' or sprayin' between scouring seshes.
12. A pack of Calgon Bath Fizzies that'll take tub time to the next level. They're packed with soothing vitamin E and smell like a Hawaiian vacation — what more could you want (nothing, that's what).
13. A pack of colour-changing hot chocolate that's a magical twist on your go-to winter drink. Plain brown hot chocolate? On your aesthetic grid? Perish the thought.
14. A pack of erasers for when you need to edit your own work. They're latex-free and won't make crumbly messes like traditional rubber alternatives.
15. A Wet n Wild lip gloss if your pout is seriously lacking in the lustre department. Reviewers rave about how long it lasts on their lips and say that it isn't sticky (meaning you won't have to worry about getting your hair trapped in it every five seconds).
16. A pack of birthday cake Oreos that'll make every day feel like a party. If you love sandwich cookies and funfetti, these will probably be your new favourite snack.
17. A relaxing Clean & Clear jelly sheet mask that'll soothe your skin with the help of seaweed extract and hyaluronic acid. Reviewers love that it has a cooling effect and say it leaves their skin looking soft, plump, and healthy.
18. A baking soda deodorizer that'll suction right to the inside wall of your fridge and keep your appliance from getting stinky. Reviewers love that it doesn't take up valuable shelf space like the traditional boxed version.
19. A three-pack of orange-flavoured Tic Tacs that you'll wanna keep in your bag at all times. You could also opt for the mint ones if you're looking to freshen your breath (they're also under $5).
20. A book of temporary shark tattoos if your love for Shark Week is next level. It may even inspire you to get some legit ink (I mean, a sleeve of a great whites and hammerheads seems pretty cool to me).
21. An e.l.f. lip liner with a unique triangle-shaped tip that'll make it easy to create a thick or thin line around your pout. Reviewers love how creamy it is and say that the colour lasts all day long.
22. Travel-sized tubes of purple shampoo and conditioner that'll breathe new life into your bleach job and help you banish brassy tones. If you haven't been able to see your colourist in a while, these are bound to come in handy.
23. A bag of toasted coconut smiles that you can sprinkle on your smoothie bowls to give 'em a tropical boost. Reviewers love adding them to salads and desserts, too.
24. A tube of Maybelline Great Lash mascara that's been around forever and still deserves all the awards for being so awesome. It'll condition your wispies and won't leave your hairs all clumped together.
25. A shaker of Old Bay that should be called Old Bae, because you'll put it before anything else in your pantry. It's a must for any seafood lover and is equally delightful on veggies if you're plant-based or tend to steer clear of under-the-sea foods.
26. A journal featuring Van Gogh's The Starry Night on the cover — perfect if you've got some bright ideas that need jotting down or some doodles to draw.
27. A waterproof Wet n Wild retractable eyeliner pencil that you can use to smudge out your lashline or fill in your waterline.
28. A travel-sized pack of Cetaphil cleansing cloths formulated for sensitive skin. They won't leave any pore-clogging residue behind and you can even use them to wipe down your dirty hands if you're in a pinch.
29. A dual-ended tube of e.l.f lash and brow gel that'll help you achieve a "no-makeup" makeup look in seconds. It's not sticky at all, but will lift your brow hairs and lashes to the high heavens and keep them there all day long.
30. A strawberry-scented lip balm that's infused with argan, beeswax, and mukul to moisturize and soften your lips. Its colour adjusts with your body's natural pH levels, so you'll always be rocking your perfect shade.
31. And finally, a box of Annie's white cheddar mac for when you've got a case of the munchies, but are too lazy to cook yourself a feast.
