Skip To Content

    A Mom Tweeted About How Her Kid Announced Someone's Eye Broke Open In School, Then Said "I'm Done Telling This Story," And The Replies Are Hysterical 👀👀👀

    "I used to ask my son about his school day until one day he was like, 'Mom, I just wanna watch the world go by.'" —@DMBreaux1017

    If you're a parent, you've probably had a child tell you something wild that made you question reality. And when you ask followup questions, they refuse to elaborate.

    A man saying, "Elaborate on that." And another saying, "No."

    Which is why, when author/editor/parent Kristen Mulrooney tweeted about this phenomenon, it totally resonated with people.

    The responses to Kristen's tweet were filled with people sharing similar experiences and begging for her to get more information from her 5-year-old. These are some of the best replies:

    1.

    Via Twitter: @shanaschwarz

    2.

    Via Twitter: @nobody021974

    3.

    Via Twitter: @trans_guy_shane

    4.

    Via Twitter: @susiebeeca

    5.

    Via Twitter: @Sibindi_

    6.

    Via Twitter: @jacaphene

    7.

    Via Twitter: @hopeless_hair

    8.

    Via Twitter: @DMBreaux1017

    9.

    Via Twitter: @Jane_Aerie

    10.

    Via Twitter: @EzendiNwanyi

    11.

    Via Twitter: @JennManDonnell

    12.

    Via Twitter: @pjadwin

    13.

    Via Twitter: @CheribirdCanFly

    14.

    @kinglet749 / @CassieFaeX / Via Twitter: @CassieFaeX

    15.

    Via Twitter: @pegzootie

    16.

    Via Twitter: @_flossieteacake

    17.

    Via Twitter: @jedimarcie

    H/T @missmulrooney

    What absolutely unhinged story has your child refused to elaborate on? Drop it in the comments below! 🤔👇