It's the year of our Lord 2022, and the scam economy is ✨thriving.✨
Most scammers are obviously predatory scum, but a few are so incompetent that we simply cannot help but laugh.
So take a break from the chaotic world to sit back, relax, and laugh your ass off at these incompetent con artists.
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A serial killer *and* assassin? In this economy?!
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It's your old friend, Deadman Hitman.
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Def fake, but the tedious-customer-service-job-keyboard-smash is a mood.
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"You have received $5 from redactedemail@whatever.com."
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Have you ever heard about bitcoin?
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Quick, before it's too late! Tell me your bank account details..........................
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We interrupt this program for an essential massage.
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When someone tells you "I'm legit," believe them.
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Ah yes, everyone's favorite email domain "dilmonger.online."
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"I'm recruiter manager."
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Oh, to be beautiful, gentle, and financially pretty good.
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"Check #exposed" (no creeps!)
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"Your Apple ID has been locked. We have locked your Apple ID."
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It's summer, and you know what that means — time to relax with some nice, cool LIPTON ICED TEA DRINK.
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At your earliest convenience, please purchase a car so that we may more effectively scam you in the future.
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Does anyone know where I can find my long lost gurlfren? I seem to have misplaced her.
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"THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENTS."
