👩🔬 I Was Working For BuzzFeed Late One Night 💻 When My Eyes Beheld A Funny Sight 👀 For 28 Hilarious Women Began To Tweet 🐦 And Gave Us All A Halloween Treat 🎃 They Made Us Laugh! 💀 (These Tweets Will Make You Laugh!) 😂
"one time i was on an elevator and a guy dropped a bunch of loose grapes on the ground then was like 'sorry i haven’t eaten grapes in a while' & i think about him every day" —@_chase_____
Anyone else remember singing that wild-ass song as a kid that went, "Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear!" We were basically just a bunch of pint-sized Tony Sopranos extorting our neighbors for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Make sure you look out for roving mobs of pantsing children this Halloween. And make sure you follow these funny ladies on Twitter!