Internet Finds·Posted on Jun 28, 202222 Hilarious Tweets That Got Me Through This Week – And Also Made A Good Point About Society™"We are living in a society!" — George Costanzaby Alice LahodaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail As the great 20th-century philosopher once observed, "We are living in a society." In that vein, here are 22 hilarious thoughts from the 21st century's best minds, orating in the Greek agora of our time: Twitter. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 1. Capitalism is slowly killing people (but in, like, a funny way). Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad 🇳🇿 ☕ @Cafeinated_Dad Doctor, it hurts when I do this: *goes to work* 11:45 AM - 22 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Cafeinated_Dad 2. We don't even earn enough money to see a doctor about how it hurts to work. Adam @adamgreattweet work be like 03:06 PM - 20 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @adamgreattweet 3. Even plants are dying at the hands of capitalism. Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment 11:01 PM - 20 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sarahclazarus 4. The gig economy is a SCAM sold to us by Big Delivery. an english human 🤖 @English_Channel when GrubHub said 30 minutes and it’s been 31 09:43 PM - 22 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Hoogstraten, Samuel Dirksz / Alamy / Via Twitter: @English_Channel 5. Also a scam? Standardized testing, which doesn't prepare us for the real world. Luke Mones @LukeMones i honestly think if i took the SAT today i wouldn't get a single answer right 09:22 PM - 15 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LukeMones (Actually, I just remembered that I wrote an essay about Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher's characters in the movie What Happens in Vegas and got a 750 on the Writing portion of my SATs. Now I write for BuzzFeed. So maybe it's not all a scam.) 6. With a pandemic still raging, the government wants to return to "normal" — whatever that is. T. Ryan Gregory @TRyanGregory It's great to be back to normal now that we've fixed the pandemic. 10:29 AM - 20 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Alamy / Via Twitter: @TRyanGregory 7. Home is where the WiFi is. ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl “you can’t stay home forever!” first of all, you’re greatly underestimating how much i like to stay home 03:13 PM - 17 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ElyKreimendahl 8. Women work so hard for equal pay, and all along the answer was 3-in-1 shampoo + conditioner + body wash. Kaitlyn Hollyhood @authorkaitlyn Accidentally used mens body wash and I just got a 30% pay raise 12:49 PM - 23 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @authorkaitlyn 9. Mr. Bean has once again been silenced. caleb hearon @calebsaysthings mr bean could NEVER get the hiccups in a library today. the woke left would burn cities to the ground. https://t.co/GaKQUt7slo 04:57 AM - 21 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @calebsaysthings Comedians can't say anything these days, forcing them into a lucrative career as Britain's most beloved TV character. 10. We're not even safe in the privacy of our own homes. Lizzie Logan @lizzzzzielogan those iphone ads are like "we have features to protect your privacy from the trackers we allow on the apps you download from the store we created onto the platform we control, you're welcome!" 11:09 PM - 14 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lizzzzzielogan For example, I can't say "Mr. Bean is a whiny little titty baby" without Siri sobbing about cancel culture. 11. Siri strikes again! CC @CCRuns My friend sent a picture of her kid and I looked at it and said That’s not a good picture and Siri sent that back as a message so I’ll be moving to another planet where there is no technology 03:31 PM - 23 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @CCRuns 12. It's unclear if we should blame Siri or Steve Jobs, but they both deserve our ire. Jalen @JalenAndFriends nobody: Apple photos: look at this picture of you + a person that gave you trauma 02:51 PM - 23 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JalenAndFriends I don't need a reminder of the absolute lowest points in my life. I remember them just fine on my own, thank you very much. 13. There's nothing worse than when the shows we use to escape reality remind us of how bad things really are! Molly Priddy @mollypriddy just started watching stranger things and the least-believable part so far is the chief of police investigating this hard 02:07 AM - 21 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mollypriddy 14. Back in reality, literally everything about our healthcare system is subpar. THE lusty argonian maid @lindawgtwitch can medical twitter tell me what this means ? i’m at a loss 07:53 PM - 21 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lindawgtwitch 15. It's definitely a problem that bartenders are more helpful than doctors. DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person 07:03 PM - 20 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sheluvyarii 16. When will doctors study the anxious-journaling-kids to anxious-doomscrolling-adults pipeline? Lindsay Lee Wallace @lindsaylwallace me now: I don’t know when I got so anxious, I was totally fine as a kid me as a kid: 10:14 PM - 18 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lindsaylwallace 17. Far be it from me to accuse the government of not caring about our health and safety... anderson half paak @evilkaiguy wow so glad they finally banned juuls, i can't think of anything else that has killed more kids in schools 05:51 PM - 23 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @evilkaiguy 18. Society has regressed to hunter-gatherer status, now with a little trauma to spice things up. Big Shell First Responder Wind Turkey @dog_envier What's the matter babe you've barely touched your foraging task 08:04 PM - 21 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Roman Bodnarchuk / Shutterstock / Via Twitter: @dog_envier 19. Frankly, society would be safer if the five stoners at your local Taco Bell were on the Supreme Court. Frank Lesser @sadmonsters Supreme Court Justices have proven they’re “supreme” in the same way as a Taco Bell Burrito Supreme: they’re easy to buy and bad for your health 08:04 PM - 23 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sadmonsters 20. And on top of everything else, it's just too darn hot!!!!!! Kas is dead. @KasieTrahan We need the old sun back this new one taking his job too serious 06:30 PM - 22 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KasieTrahan Al Gore presents: climate change. 21. What else is there to do but sigh heavily? slate @PleaseBeGneiss it-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization 11:51 PM - 21 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @PleaseBeGneiss 22. But at least we as a Society™️ moved past our obsession with picking everything apart just to feel something. Shannon Strucci @plentyofalcoves A lot of shit has gotten worse in the past few years but I will say one plus is that cinemasins is irrelevant now 04:25 AM - 21 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @plentyofalcoves We really do, in fact, live in a society. Be sure to follow these hilarious philosophers on Twitter! They're the best minds society has.