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    25 Hilarious Tweets By Women That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Floated Up To The Ceiling And Perished Like Weird Old Uncle Albert In "Mary Poppins"

    "men will be bedridden with a common cold & accuse players in the world cup of faking their injuries" —@_chase_____

    Welp, seasonal depression is here, and I for one think it's incredibly fucked up that just because it's midnight at 4pm, my brain ceases to function?? Drop your "surviving seasonal depression" tips in the comments because this simply will not stand!!!!!

    Here's my seasonal depression tip: Laughter is the best medicine, so make sure you follow all these funny ladies on Twitter!


    Twitter: @ginnyhogan_


    One disappointing thing about adulthood is that as a child I imagined I’d go to a lot more parties where the example Triscuit appetizers shown on the box were being served to guests.

    Twitter: @clhubes


    me when i remember my future depends on me

    HBO / Via Twitter: @pradasunset


    Dating apps “wrapped” would be like - you swiped left 100,000x - you swiped right 25x - you shut the app in disgust a lot - you took 800 screenshots of comically bad profiles - you saw 50,000 unsolicited fish pics - you successfully eliminated every single man in a 90-mile radius

    Twitter: @omgskr


    My 2023 goal is to stop spending money like I'm el chapo

    Twitter: @BabyScoop_


    College is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane

    Twitter: @Noorthevirgo


    Who let him in the building

    Columbia Pictures / HBO Max / Via Twitter: @caitiedelaney


    ovulation so evil u can be having the most sickest vile lewd thoughts and it’s literally 5pm on a monday

    Twitter: @wickedlyrain


    obsessed with the lawlessness, chaos and sexual tension of an airport. people running. some drunk @ 9am. old people all wearing real pants! ur telling me 100 ppl are going from point a to b at the exact same time — seems fake. who’s the same age + gonna kiss?!? i love it here.

    Twitter: @Annie_Wu_22


    Twitter: @1AbbyRoad


    I'm uncomfortable with the sexual undertones when that guy calls the Grinch "a nasty wasty skunk"

    Twitter: @missmulrooney


    wow nice attachment style, did your MOM pick it out for you

    Twitter: @ElyKreimendahl


    when I'm on my period and trying to get in a position that relieves the pain

    Twitter: @invis4yo


    Good evening means hello.... Good night means bye... What other tricks does the world have up her sleeve I wonder....

    Twitter: @BrotiGupta


    men will be bedridden with a common cold & accuse players in the world cup of faking their injuries

    Twitter: @_chase_____


    Twitter: @Annie_Wu_22


    I don't think people know this, so I'm just trying to get the word out.

    Twitter: @clhubes


    Ghosting during the holidays?! That’s Big Dickens Energy

    Twitter: @omgskr


    StudioCanal / Universal Pictures / Via Twitter: @caitiedelaney


    With egg prices right now there is no room for error. Yolk breaks making an over easy egg? Guess I’m having fried rice now.

    Twitter: @HollyBallantine


    maybe the grinch just had seasonal depression. like did he actually “hate christmas” or did he just need a prescription for wellbutrin

    Twitter: @baddanadanabad


    i just said aloud “i will never emotionally recover from this” after witnessing a fruit fly suicide dive into my drink

    Twitter: @aallleeexxxxxx1


    Got the kids some Christmas window decals. There’s one piece left and I’m not sure what it’s for??

    Twitter: @missmulrooney


    Men be like “im fighting demons in my head” boy stfu that’s lice

    Twitter: @Noorthevirgo


    i started opening up to my mom for the first time and she asked me if i was on drugs

    Twitter: @SydneyBattle