20 Hilarious Viral Tweets By Parents That Made Me Lose My Entire, Everloving Mind This Week
"Moms on Facebook be like, 'I am so proud of my son. He worked hard and graduated with honors' and it’s just a picture of their child graduating 3 year old preschool." —@mommajessiec
Parenthood is a blessing, a curse, and a guarantee that you'll spend a minimum of three years listening to Baby Shark on repeat. It's also the quickest way to humble yourself, as so many hilarious parents on Twitter are quick to remind us.
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1.
10: dad, close your eyes and open your mouth
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 9, 2023
me: well that's definitely a no.
2.
my partner’s been out of town for 6 days while I’m home w 2 kids and we’re officially in feral mode. My kid asked for her 4th popsicle of the night and I was like “yeah girl grab me another one too”
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 20, 2023
3.
Moms love swapping childbirth stories like old guys telling war stories at the VFW, except this is over oatmilk lattes and the whole café gets to hear who had the higher degree tear
— Kona Slater (@KonaSlater) May 14, 2023
4.
3yo, playing with her dolls: Mommy, I love you!
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) May 9, 2023
Me: Aw I love you too.
3yo: Oh. That was actually my baby talking to me.
Me: Oh.
3yo: Nobody said that to you.
Me: Right.
Me: Sorry.
5.
My kids got new baby dolls, which they've named Teresa and Jessica...same as two of my husband's ex-girlfriends 😒
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) May 15, 2023
6.
I once had hopes of accomplishing great things like teaching my kid to tie her shoelaces, but that was yesterday when I was younger and more energetic
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 16, 2023
7.
5YO: Daddy, did you play Roblox as a kid?
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) May 21, 2023
8YO: *Interrupting* He didn’t have Roblox when he was kid. He would just play outside.
*Both start laughing*
8.
My 5yo just came in and announced his engagement to the neighbor girl
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 18, 2023
Unrelatedly, 10 mins ago he came in crying because she had punched him “in the nuts”
9.
Moms on Facebook be like, “I am so proud of my son. He worked hard and graduated with honors” and it’s just a picture of their child graduating 3 year old preschool.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 21, 2023
10.
I truly think it should be illegal for kids clothes to have words on them before they can read. Many a cute toddle shirt was ruined by a RAD LIKE DAD!
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) May 15, 2023
11.
I was up at 3:30am today and now I am required by Dad Law to bring it up in every single conversation at work today
— Dad Pickup Line (@dadpickupline) May 16, 2023
12.
it’s not always easy being a queer mom. like for instance, my breast milk is oat
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 14, 2023
13.
My toddler and me, in the icy waters of the Atlantic, the wreckage of the Titanic floating around us. Finally, after hours, on the horizon a row boat arrives, throws us a life preservers.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) May 18, 2023
Me, looking nervously at my toddler: Can I grab the life preserver or do you want to do it?
14.
When you let your kid pick out a plant and he chooses one based on the fact that it looks like a butt. pic.twitter.com/cweCBi2HEJ
— Julie Vick (@vickjulie) May 3, 2023
15.
*Watching a movie and the villain comes on screen*
— MommyingHard (@MommyingHard) May 22, 2023
6yo: He's an asshole and has farts in his heart.
16.
...They got paper and pen to "write out a plan" and when I asked them about it, they said they were "making mother's day cards."
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) May 13, 2023
I told them it would be 𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖇𝖑𝖊 to lie to your mother on mother's day weekend...they lied and said they're not lying...
17.
when is the right time for dads to transition from wearing baseball caps to cabbie/newsboy caps because I feel like I might have missed my window
— 🌜🤷♂️Dad Moon Rising 🤷♂️🌛 (@raoulvilla) May 22, 2023
18.
I took off work so I wasn’t at school with my daughter and she sent me a message saying “you’re like a puzzle piece and when you’re not around me my puzzle can’t be done” so she’s mastered the art of guilt tripping
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 22, 2023
19.
Told my kid in my day, if I missed an episode of a show, might have wait years to see it again
— Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad 🇳🇿 ☕ (@Cafeinated_Dad) May 21, 2023
He looked at me like I'd just showed him prison tattoos
20.
I have no fucking idea.
— Shannon (@ShannonJCurtin) May 17, 2023
Kids are gonna kid sometimes.
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