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I Ranked 133 Celeb's Bathrooms From Best To Worst, And I'm Honestly SHOCKED By How Many Are Ugly And Dysfunctional

Money can't buy you class, but it CAN help celebrities buy some truly horrific looking bathrooms šŸ¤‘šŸš½

My favorite part of Architectural Digest's Open Door tours is when celebrities tell us how to use a room that virtually all of us already know how to use.

But there's one room in almost every tour that comes without any explanation of how to use it: the bathroom.

Bathrooms are where parents hide from their kids, introverts escape crowded parties, and many a hypothetical argument is won in the shower. But most importantly, bathrooms are where everyone poops.

So, I watched every Architectural Digest Open Door and ranked all 133 celebrity bathrooms from best to worst ā€” based on style, vibes, and the ultimate metric: "Would I poop in here?"

šŸš½ Starting with the crĆØme de la crĆØme:

1. Bryce Dallas Howard's guest bath

Bryce Dallas Howard's bathroom

2. Daveed Diggs and Emmy Raver-Lampman's powder room

Daveed Diggs andĀ Emmy Raver-Lampman's bathroom

3. Jennifer Aniston's primary bath

A bathroom

4. Rita Ora's attic bathroom

Rita Ora's bathroom

5. Vanessa Hudgens's powder room

Vanessa Hudgens in her bathroom

6. Meg Ryan's primary bath

A bathroom

7. Justina Blakeney's primary bath

Justina Blakeney's bathroom

8. Nina Dobrev's primary bath

A bathroom

9. Naomi Campbell's guest bath

A bathroom

10. Liv Tyler's primary bath

Liv Tyler's bathroom

11. Demi Lovato's powder room

A bathroom

12. Troye Sivan's sister's bathroom

Troye Sivan in a bathroom

13. Liv Tyler's hall bath

Liv Tyler in a bathroom

14. Jared and Genevieve Padaleckiā€™s primary bath

Jared and Genevieve Padalecki in their bathroom

15. Vanessa Carlton's guest bath

A bathroom

16. Cara and Poppy Delevingne's powder room

A powder room

17. Lance Armstrong's primary bath

Lance Armstrong in his bathroom

18. Lance Armstrong's basement bathroom

Lance Armstrong outside his bathroom

19. Hilary Duff's daughter's bathroom

Hilary Duff in her daughter's bathroom

20. Molly Sims's primary bath

A bathroom with a chair

21. JJ Redick's wife's primary bath

A bathroom

22. Robert Downey Jr.'s primary bath

Robert Downey Jr.'s wife in a bathroom

23. JJ Redick's powder room

JJ Redick in the powder room

24. Chelsea Handler's primary bath

Chelsea Handler in her bathroom

25. Ariel Fulmer and Ned Fulmer's guest bath

A bathroom

26. Jesse Tyler Ferguson's pool house bath

Jesse Tyler Ferguson and his husband outside their bathroom

27. Tan France's husband's bathroom

A bathroom

28. J Balvin's primary bath

A bathroom

29. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard's primary bath

Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal in their bathroom

30. Tan France's bathroom

Tan France in his bathroom

šŸš½šŸš½ Then, we have the "nice, but nothing special" bathrooms:

31. Liv Tyler's guest bath

Liv Tyler in her bathroom

32. Hilary Duff's son's bathroom

A bathroom

33. Rainn Wilson's primary bath

A bathroom

34. Ariel Fulmer and Ned Fulmer's primary bath

Ariel and Ned Fulmer in their bathroom

35. David Dobrik's primary bath

A bathroom

36. Scott Disick's powder room

A bathroom

37. Alessandra Ambrosio's pool house bathroom

Alessandra Ambrosio outside her bathroom

38. John Legend and Chrissy Teigenā€™s primary bath

A bathroom

39. Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber's primary bath

A bathroom

40. Mark Ronson's powder room

Mark Ronson in his bathroom

41. Jesse Tyler Ferguson's primary bath

A bathroom

42. Michael Kors's powder room

Closeup of Michael Kors

43. G-Eazy's primary bath

44. Tommy Hilfiger's primary bath

Tommy Hilfiger and his wife in their bathroom

45. Troye Sivan's primary bath

A bathroom

46. Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent's primary bath

Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent in their bathroom

47. Kacey Musgraves's guest bath

A bathroom

48. Matty Matheson's restaurant bathroom

A bathroom

49. Cara Delevingne's primary bath

A bathtub

50. Jessica Alba's primary bath

A bathroom

51. Ellen Pompeo's primary bath

A bathroom

52. Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent's primary bath

A bathroom

53. Taylor Hill's primary bath

A bathroom

54. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard's guest bath

A bathroom

55. Bryce Dallas Howard's powder room

A powder room

56. Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent's daughter's dollhouse bathroom

Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent with their daughter's dollhouse bathroom

57. John Legend and Chrissy Teigenā€™s guest bath

A bathroom

58. Jesse Tyler Ferguson's powder room

Jesse Tyler Ferguson in his powder room

59. David Harbour's primary bath

David Harbour in his bathroom

60. Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent's powder room

Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent in their powder room

61. Hannah Bronfman and Brendan Fallis's primary bath

Hannah Bronfman in her bathroom

62. Mark Ronson's primary bath

A bathroom

63. Hilary Swank's primary bath

A bathroom

64. Jared and Genevieve Padaleckiā€™s powder room

Jared and Genevieve Padalecki in their powder room

65. Bryce Dallas Howard's primary bath

A bathroom

šŸš½šŸš½šŸš½ Moving on to the "extremely dark, all marble, and/or needlessly large" bathrooms:

66. Kirsten Dunst's primary bath

A bathroom

67. John Legend and Chrissy Teigenā€™s primary bath

A bathroom

68. Cara Delevingne's powder room

A powder room

69. Kirsten Dunst's hall bath

A bathroom door

70. Aaron Paul's primary bath

A bathroom

71. Lily Aldridge's primary bath

Lily Aldridge in her bathroom

72. Jensen and Denneel Ackles's basement powder room

Jensen and Danneel Ackles in their powder room

73. Ashley Tisdale's primary bath

Ashley Tisdale in her bathroom

74. Misty Copeland's guest bath

Misty Copeland in her bathroom

75. Kacey Musgraves's primary bath

A bathroom

76. Binging with Babish's primary bath

A bathroom

77. Emma Chamberlain's pool house bathroom

Emma Chamberlain in her bathroom

78. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau's primary bath

A bathroom

79. Ashley Tisdale's primary bath

Ashley Tisdale in her bathroom

80. Gwyneth Paltrow's powder room

A powder room

81. Sienna Miller's cottage bathroom

A bathroom

82. Jesse Tyler Ferguson's primary bath

A bathroom

83. Zedd's primary bath

Zedd in his bathroom

84. Vanessa Carlton's primary bath

A bathroom

85. Aaron Paul's guest bath

A bathroom

86. Nicole Scherzinger's primary bath

A bathroom

87. Michael Kors's primary bath

Michael Kors in his bathroom

88. Jesse Tyler Ferguson's powder room

A powder room

89. Jensen and Danneel Ackles's primary bath

Jensen and Danneel Ackles in their bathroom

90. Kendall Jenner's primary bath

Kendall Jenner in her bathroom

šŸš½šŸš½šŸš½šŸš½ Uh oh, we've reached the dreaded "why on earth would someone want to do this??" section:

91. Tommy Hilfiger's primary bath

A bathroom

92. Ellen Pompeo's primary bath

A bathroom

93. Tommy Hilfiger's guest bath

A bathroom

94. Alexandre de Betak's primary bath

A bathroom

95. Neil Patrick Harris's primary bath

A bathtub with glass doors

96. Nyjah Huston's primary bath

A bathroom

97. Scott Disick's primary bath

Scott Disick in his bathroom

98. Ricky Martin's primary bath

A bathroom

99. Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo's primary bath

Behati Prinsloo and Adam Levine in their bathroom

100. Connor McDavid's primary bath

A bathroom

101. Naomi Campbell's guest house bath

A bathroom

102. Emma Chamberlain's primary bath

A bathroom

103. Troye Sivan's wine cellar-turned-bathroom

Troye Sivan in his bathroom

104. Tyrese Gibson's primary bath

A bathroom

105. Bretman Rock's primary bathroom

A bathroom

106. Kendall Jenner's powder room

A powder room

107. Cara Delevingne's powder room

A powder room

108. Zedd's brother's bathroom

Zedd in his brother's bathroom

109. Demi Lovato's primary bath

A blue bthroom

110. Connor McDavid's guest bath

A bathroom

111. Jennifer Aniston's powder room

A powder room

112. JJ Redick's primary bath

A bathroom

113. Aaron Paul's powder room

A powder room

114. Hilary Duff's primary bath

A bathroom

115. Zachary Quinto's primary bath

Zachary Quinto and his partner in their bathroom

šŸš½šŸš½šŸš½šŸš½šŸš½ And finally, the truly irredeemable bathrooms straight out of my nightmares:

116. Emma Chamberlain's powder room

A powder room

117. G-Eazy's powder room

A powder room

118. Kris Jenner's powder room

A powder room

119. Robert Downey Jr.'s powder room

Robert Downey Jr. in his powder room

120. The Try Guys studio and office bathroom

Office bathrooms

121. Cara Delevingne's primary bath

A bathroom

122. Scottie Pippen's primary bath

A bathroom

123. Scottie Pippen's basement bathroom

Scottie Pippen outside his bathroom

124. Zachary Quinto's powder room

Zachary Quinto and his partner outside their powder room

125. J Balvin's guest bath

A bathroom

126. G-Eazy's studio bath

G-Eazy in his shower

127. Vanessa Hudgens's primary bath

A bathroom

128. J Balvin's powder room

J Balvin taking a selfie in his powder room

129. Peyton List's primary bath

Peyton List taking a selfie in her bathroom

130. Tate Taylorā€™s primary bath

A bathroom

131. Rita Ora's literal en suite bathroom

Rita Ora in her bathroom

132. Sienna Miller's guest house bathroom

A bathroom

133. Jared and Genevieve Padaleckiā€™s daughter's changing table

Jared Padalecki in front of his child's changing table