Ever since Elon Musk purchased Twitter earlier this month, things on my favorite garbage website have gone downhill FAST. And that really sucks, because Twitter's always been a bit of a trash fire, but it was OUR trash fire, y'know?
Twitter under Elon Musk feels like the therapist who spent 16 years misdiagnosing me just announced their retirement, and suddenly all I can remember are the good times.
(Also, I just got verified earlier this year, and Twitter's decline under Elon feels like an attack on me, specifically.)
In remembrance of the good times, here are the 101 funniest tweets by women, aka the funniest people on Twitter dot com!
Tell me your absolute favorite tweets by women in the comments!
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101. And finally, a tweet for anyone who's ever shared an opinion online:
