25 Questions About "Jurassic Park" That We Just Have To Address

    Wasn't a goat too small a meal for a Tyrannosaurus rex?

    Alfredo Murillo
    by Alfredo Murillo

    Editor Jefe, BuzzFeed España

    1. Isn't a goat too small a meal for a Tyrannosaurus rex?

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    Besides, this goat is very skinny.

    2. And why didn't it eat the leg?

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    Keeping in mind the amount of food it appears to be subsisting on, do you really believe it can afford to throw any of it away?

    3. Why were there so few employees in that park?

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    Yes, of course, many of them have left for the weekend, but still, given the number of things that need to be done, shouldn't more people be around?

    4. What exactly is a mathematician supposed to contribute to this journey?

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    Aside from this scene, which is absolutely essential to the plot.

    5. So people could go to the park and see NOTHING if the dinosaurs didn't bother to come to the fence?

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    A trip to Costa Rica, accommodations, and park tickets don't seem to be all that cheap.

    6. If the cars drove themselves, what did they need steering wheels for?

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    And also, why were there cars and not a monorail?

    7. Couldn't they do a better job on Mr. DNA, considering that they had CREATED DINOSAURS?

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    8. How could Alan Grant carry a six-inch raptor claw in his pocket for a whole day and still have a leg?

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    And why is he like "Hmm, I wonder what that could be poking me in my pocket" when he's in the tree, as if it were his keys and not A HUGE CLAW?

    9. Was it necessary for John Hammond to be in every single presentation at the park?

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    He's the owner of everything! He's an old man! He invented the dinosaur park! Let him get some rest!

    10. How does Ellie expect to find anything in a five-foot-high pile of dung?

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    And what if it were on the other side of the dung pile, Ellie? Hmm???

    11. How the hell does the Dilophosaurus get into Dennis Nedry's car?

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    That door was closed. Have Dilophosauruses learned how to open doors, too?!

    12. And how does the T. rex get into the visitor center for the final scene? Does it duck to fit its head through the door frame?

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    "Goodness, not only have dinosaurs learned to open doors, they've also learned how to duck to fit through the doors!"

    13. Why didn't Tim climb in between the wires rather than over them? He clearly could have!

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    In fact, Lex could get through, too, no problem.

    14. Didn't they go a little overboard with cooking if they were expecting only six guests?

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    Did the park hire a Southern granny as its chef?

    15. All right, they cloned the dinosaurs by using blood extracted from mosquitoes, but how the hell did they make the plants?

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    16. What did they tell this guy's family?

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    Because it doesn't seem to me that they would buy the "workplace accident" explanation.

    17. Whose idea was it to put explosives next to the enclosure with Velociraptors?

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    This did not look like a great idea from the very beginning.

    18. Why are there Velociraptors next to the visitor center?

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    Another one in the series of not-so-great ideas.

    19. Where the hell is the other half of this helicopter's seat belt?

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    Was this the first time it was used? Nobody checked after it was made or before takeoff to make sure that the seat belts had two different parts? And, most importantly, why is everyone laughing at Alan, as if saying, "Look at Alan, being Alan as usual," when it is in no way his fault that the helicopter is defective?

    20. What are glasses of water doing on the dashboard of a car?

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    Ladies and gentlemen of Jurassic Park, let me give you a new concept to consider: BOTTLED WATER.

    21. Why is the only thing left standing after the T. rex attacks Gennaro the toilet? Were there no sinks?

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    22. And why did they carry flares? Weren't they a bit too well prepared for the worst case scenario?

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    "The park is completely safe. Here, take these flares, these bullet-proof vests, these AK-47s, and this grenade launcher, just in case you need them at some point."

    23. Why did the idea that the dinosaurs could change their sex occur to Alan Grant and not to the scientists who created them?

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    You had one job, super-intelligent scientists!

    24. How the hell does Alan Grant know that dinosaurs are warm-blooded simply by looking at them?

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    Alan Grant, the Jurassic clairvoyant.

    25. And most importantly, Phil, where the heck were you while the dinosaurs were busy eating people?!

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    Damnit, Phil.

    This post was translated from Spanish.