She just Coachella’d her pants.
Skinny jeans are hard to run in.
These guys are totally going to blog about how their girlfriends were attacked.
I was crapping my pants before it was cool.
His screams are better in vinyl.
I got murdered by “Chainsaw Wielding Clown” and “Murderous Swamp Beast”, you probably never heard of them.
I respect you enough to let you be eaten by the swamp monster first.
Protect the Etsy Narhwal hoodie!
It was better when i got terrified last year at a smaller venue.
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