Quiz

BuzzFeed News Reporter

MPs will be holding a series of "indicative votes" this week to see if they can find a new Brexit plan. But which option are you?

Which Brexit Plan Are You?

Pick a view Ariana Grande may or may not hold on Brexit

Pick a Brexit priority, portrayed by an out-of-context "Brooklyn 99" picture

You sigh when people ask, "Why can't they just bin the backstop?" You shake your head darkly at anyone who wants to keep free movement. You just think the government needs to get this thing over the line so we can all move on and tackle those burning injustices. There is a decent chance you might actually be Theresa May or work in Downing Street.

Theresa May's deal

You get very annoyed when people call it no deal because it's actually a WTO clean break. You can't wait to produce more at home and strike cheaper deals outside of Europe. You may subscribe to John Redwood's blog posts via email. Those Remoaners stockpiling their Mars bars and their medicines have fallen for Project Fear and you can't wait to prove them wrong with all that sweet, sweet global trade. Probably.

Go for No deal

A People's Vote is too risky — Parliament taking control to stop this madness once and for all would be the ultimate display of sovereignty. You posted a new Facebook update each time another million people signed that petition. You expressed deep concerns when the petitions website went offline. You may have donated to the crowdfunder for that bloke who shouts "Stop Brexit!" during all the TV interviews.

Revoke Article 50

You went on your first ever march at the weekend and had great fun chanting "Where's Jeremy Corbyn?" You spent a lot of time designing the perfect witty placard to go viral on Twitter and were just unlucky no one took a photo of it. Theresa May has asked MPs to vote on her Brexit deal more than once, why can't the people have another vote too?

Call a People's Vote

You voted Remain (probably) but believe we have to deliver the referendum result. You think we can totally have a comprehensive customs union with the EU and also strike our own free trade deals. You're a big fan of Keir Starmer and his strong single market relationship. Theresa May's Tory Brexit would be a complete disaster — we need Jeremy Corbyn's very different alternative plan. And also an election.

Labour's alternative Brexit plan

You see yourself as a unifying figure who seeks compromise and a balanced, reasonable outcome which can bring people together. And you're ready to tell anyone who can't see it just how wrong they are on Twitter. While you may have once said being in the single market without being a full member of the EU was the "worst of all worlds", you now believe we must "seize the opportunity". You love a pamphlet.

Norway Plus

You know the two phrases that automatically win any Brexit argument: "Why can't they just bin the backstop?" and "They haven't even asked the EU to get rid of it". You know who wants to defy the will of the people because they always talk about "unicorns". You are a big fan of the work of Shanker Singham. You knew who Kit Malthouse was before he was cool. You think Steve Baker is a "strategic genius" and "the German car industry will be knocking at Angela Merkel's door" to get us a good deal.

Which Brexit Plan Are You?

Share This Article